Angel of Destruction (1994)
Aka: Furious Angel
Starring:
Maria Ford, Charlie Spradling, Jessica Mark, Antonio Bacci, Chanda, Jimmy
Broome, Bob McFarland, Chuck Moore, Timothy D. Baker, James Gregory Paolleli,
Jim Moss
Director:
Charles Philip Moore
Action Director: Ronald Asinas
It’s not uncommon to see some directors
remake their own films. Eugène Lourie remade his seminal film The Beast from
20,000 Fathoms not once, but twice: first as The Giant Behemoth, and
then (to a lesser extent) as Gorgo. Spanish sleaze peddler Jesus Franco
was notorious for this sort of thing. For example, his version of Jack the
Ripper was little more than a scuzzier version of his own Awful Dr.
Orloff. Shin Sang-ok, the South Korean director who was shanghaied to North
Korea, where the made the kaiju film Pulgasari, remade it as The
Adventures of Galgameth after he defected to the States.
I’m sure the reasons for doing so are
money and creative bankruptcy, although in some cases, a director may feel that
his vision was obstructed by studio interference and try to do it again in
another project where he has more creative control. Gorgo in some
respects was Lourie making it up to his daughter for killing the monster in The
Beast from 20,000 Fathoms. I’m pretty sure that Shin Sang-ok thought that
nobody in the States would ever see Pulgasari, so he made Galgameth
as a way to tell the same story to a different audience.
Angel of Destruction comes very close to being a scene-for-scene remake of Don “the
Dragon” Wilson’s Blackbelt, which was made two years earlier. It was
also written and directed by Charles Philip Moore, who had directed the
previous film. I’m guessing that New Concorde wanted to keep costs down—as Roger
Corman was wont to do—and decided to keep things simple by making female-centric
remakes of other films in their catalog. Thus, Bloodfist became Angelfist,
and Blackbelt became Angel of Destruction.
The film is set in Hawaii (played by the
Philippines). We open with a towering blond man (Jimmy Broome, in the Matthias
Hues role), taking an Asian hooker to a hotel, where she strips for him. He
tells her to hold on a sec, and excuses himself from the room. He goes to the
other room and beats several men inside to death before throwing an old man out
the window. Something about the guy having left him and his friends to die in
Angola some years before. He returns to the room and has escort put on a
wedding veil for some kinky “post-marriage” sex.
That evening, singer Delilah (Jessica
Mark) is doing a concert, whose routine involves her and her girlfriend, Reena
(Chanda, of Lap Dancing and Dark Secrets), singing while topless.
Delilah apparently was a big star at one point, but her last two albums have
bombed. She’s hoping that by taking the Sharon Stone (this was two years after Basic
Instinct) approach to singing, concerts and music videos, she might be able
to get back in the limelight. Well, several years later, Lil Kim would be doing
this sort of thing at her concerts, so maybe she was just before her time.
Anyway, she arrives in her dressing room after her performance to discover a
severed finger left for her as a gift, courtesy of the creepy blond man.
Delilah and Reena go to see private
investigator Britt Altwood (Charlie Spradling, of Erotic Dreams 3 and Caged
Fear), whom we met in an earlier scene where she beat up some sleazy types
in order to rescue a young girl from prostitution. Delilah requests that Britt be
her bodyguard. Although, Britt is initially reluctant, but when her ex-beau
Detective Aaron Sayles (Antonio Bacci) informs her from the hotel crime scene
that Delilah’s plight might be related to the hotel murders, Britt agrees. Before
she can do anything, the creepy blond man pays her a visit. Exit Britt, stage
left[1].
Enter her sister, Jo Altwood (Maria
Ford, of The Wasp Woman remake and Necronomicon), an undercover
cop. We never see her go undercover, although she does spend the film reporting
to duty in a sports bra or a midriff, so there’s that. Jo takes up the
bodyguard gig for Delilah, while Detective Sayles, who she’s been
boinging, investigates the hotel murders. At this point, the film breaks off
into two separate conflicts…three if you count Delilah’s asshole
boyfriend/manager Danny Marcus (James Gregory Paolleli, of Raiders of the
Sun and Beyond the Call of Duty).
The main conflict is the creepy blond psychopath, whom Sayles and his
partner, Sgt. Roony (Jim Moss, of Robo Warriors and Terminal Virus),
discover to be Robert Kell, a former Green Beret who snapped after his
Vietnamese wife was brutally murdered.
The other conflict is with Delilah’s
record producer, Sonny Luso (Bob McFarland, of The Showgirl Murders and Carnosaur
3). Luso has invested a few million dollars into Delilah’s career and despite
her initial success, two failed albums are a bit much for him. He’s convinced
that her “Stripper Rock” routine is passé—if only he knew about “W.A.P.”, Sexyy
Red, and Sukihana—and that it will cost him his entire investment. Since she
refuses to budge on her creative instincts, he decides to hire a bunch of
hitmen to take her out and collect on her life insurance policy to recoup on
some of his losses. Lots of action, nudity and sex ensue.
All of the major plot contours of Blackbelt are here, from the ritualistic killings performed by the main villain
to the conflict between the singer character and her boyfriend-manager and
record producer. The opening scene of Angel of Destruction is a carbon
copies of Blackbelt and the premise of the climax—the hero(ine)
rescuing the kidnapped singer and fighting the villain’s mercenary buddies
before confronting him a final time—are also the same. As I recall, both movies
feature a fight with the record producer’s cronies at the singer’s mansion,
with the villain sneaking in to kill the men, too.
There are few changed details. The
suggestion that another high-kicking female was going to take up the case
before getting murdered by not-Matthias is new twist. In Blackbelt, the
conflict between the singer and the record company was more about trying to
force her to renew her contract instead of becoming a free agent. In this film,
it’s basically the opposite: they want to drop her because her Erotica-Pop is
costing them money. In Blackbelt, Matthias Hues is deranged because he
was sexually abused by his own mother. Here, Jimmy Broome kills as a sort of
deranged mourning for the premature death of his wife—which sorta explains why
his victims are all Asian prostitutes (although the fact the film was made in
the Philippines might explain that).
Although Blackbelt had a few
explicit scenes, this film cranks up the sleaze past Angelfist levels.
We have two naked prostitutes, two musical numbers sung while topless, a sex scene
with Maria Ford, Maria Ford performing an entire stripper routine, and a
topless fight scene with Maria Ford. My understanding is that Maria Ford was
one of those DTV actresses from the 1990s who was always sort of bitter about
the fact that she was typecast into roles where she had to show off her breasts.
On the other hand, her contemporaries, like Julie Strain, the two Shannons,
Brinke Stevens, and Linnea Quigley, seemed to take it in stride.
As the film doesn’t skimp in one type of
action, it also doesn’t skimp on the other. The action sequences were staged by
Ronald Asinas, who had worked on Angelfist the year before. The fights are
a lot more convincing than those in Angelfist, probably because
(according to A.I.), Maria Ford actually held in a black belt in some style.
Her punches hit harder than Cat Sassoon’s, and although she doesn’t do as much
kicking in her fights, the ones she performs are a lot less “wobbly” than Cat’s
were. Like Angelfist and TNT Jackson, this film features a
topless martial arts fight—apparently Jo Altwood prefers to sleep wearing only
a g-string.
My biggest qualm about Don “the Dragon”
Wilson’s Blackbelt was that it boasted of having a bunch of champion
kickboxers in the cast, and then wastes them in a lackluster climax. This film
corrects that mistake by not promising us anything at all. The climax is a big
gunfight between Jo Altwood, Detective Sayles, and a small army of Robert Kell’s
mercenary pals. There are a few moments of hand-to-hand here and there, but with
no previous expectations to deliver on, it ends up being more entertaining. The
question of how a skinny policewoman can take down an ersatz Terminator-cum-Green
Beret is resolved by allowing her to get in some good hits, but making it clear
that she needs help from her friends. It’s not quite as good as Don Wilson vs.
Matthias Hues, but it works. Not quite an exploitation classic, but it comes
close.
[1] - The IMDB suggests that there was another actress slated to leave,
but was fired from the production for being an unholy terror to the cast and
crew. I wonder if it was Spradling. I mean, why go through the trouble of giving
her character an introductory action sequence if you’re going to kill her off
in the next scene?
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