Thursday, May 30, 2024

Divergence (2005)

Divergence (2005)
Original Title: 三岔口
Translation: Three-Way Intersection

 


Starring: Aaron Kwok Fu-Sing, Daniel Wu Yin-Cho, Ekin Cheng Yee-Kin, Gallen Lo Ka-Leung, Angelica Lee Sin-Je, Ning Jing, Yu Rongguang, Tommy Yuen Man-On, Samuel Pang King-Chi, Jan Lam Hoi-Fung, Eric Tsang Chi-Wai, Lam Suet
Director: Benny Chan
Action Director: Nicky Li Chung-Chi

 

For more than 20 years, I have had something of an obsession with the Hong Kong Film Award for Best Action Choreography. Hollywood has never had anything like that. There has been a move to get the Academy Awards to have a best Stunt Coordination category (or something like that) for a number of years, but the Powers That Be have always dismissed it. Their reasoning is that stunt people already have their own awards, which are the Taurus/World Stunt Awards. Obviously, that excuse makes little sense: if a film can win Best Screenplay or Best Editing or Best Music at multiple awards ceremonies, including the Oscars, then why not Best Stunt Coordination?

In any case, Hong Kong has long prized itself on a quality action and recognizing it: the Best Action Choreography award goes all the way back to the 2nd Annual Hong Kong Film Awards, for films made in 1982. And although the quality of Hong Kong cinema on the whole has fallen in recent years, I still follow up on that specific award. Back in early 2006, when I was checking out the nominees for Best Action Choreography at the 25th Annual Hong Kong Film Awards, I was expecting a line-up to be something along the lines of Sha Po Lang; Seven Swords; House of Fury; The Myth; and Dragon Squad. That last one didn’t make the cut, with a film from Divergence by the late Benny Chan being included instead. Divergence hadn’t been covered by the then-active Kung Fu Cinema website, so I wondered what this film’s deal was. From an action standpoint, not much.

The film begins with a girl being chased through the streets of Hong Kong by some guy (Samuel Pang, of My Schoolmate, the Barbarian) that clearly has the intent to rob or rape her. When the girl runs into a lady she knows on the street, the guy hides to collect himself and figure out his next move. Suddenly, an unseen figure with a garotte strangles him to death.

Cut to a plane fight from Canada to Hong Kong, where policeman Suen (Aaron Kwok, of 2000 A.D. and The Storm Riders) is accompanying an enormous (in height and width) man by the name of Hung Chi-Man (Patrick Chow) into police custody. Apparently, Hung was an accountant working for rich businessman Yiu Tin-Chung (Gallen Lo, of A Warrior’s Tragedy and Vampire Controller), who does money laundering for the triads. Hung is to be the prosecutor’s star witness in the case against Yiu, but as with every single Hong Kong film I’ve ever seen, he’s not long for this world. He is taken out by a sniper rifle on the car ride out of the airport. The assassin is Koo (Daniel Wu, of House of Fury and “Into the Badlands”), a freelancer from the Mainland. Koo considers taking Suen out, too, but decides against it.

Lots of stuff starts happening from this point on. Koo takes an interest in Sullen Suen, telling his agent, Ting (Ning Jing, of 1911 and The Missing Gun), that he knew Suen’s girlfriend (Angelica Lee, of Princess D and The Eye). This is significant, because Suen’s girlfriend disappeared without a trace ten years ago. Suen spends his days teetering between “angry cop on the edge” and being all teary-eyed when he thinks about his girlfriend. Koo also starts having an affair with Ting, despite it being against the Hitman’s Handbook. While staking out a public event involving Yiu Tin-Chun’s rapper-dancer-boy band son, Yiu Ha (Tommy Yuen, of One Nite in Mongkok and Dragon Tiger Gate), Suen notices one thing that catches his eye. Elder Yiu’s personal attorney, To Hou-San (Ekin Cheng, of A Man Called Hero and Heroic Duo), is married to a lady that looks exactly like his missing girlfriend (also Angelica Lee). Is it her? Meanwhile, Yiu Ha goes missing.

This is where things get complicated. You see, Yiu Tin-Chun’s assets were frozen during the criminal case against him. Although the judicial order to release his assets has been given, his Triad buddies, led by Mr. Tsim (Lau Siu-Ming), have been pressuring him to give them their money. Yiu Tin-Chun thinks that Mr. Tsim has kidnapped his son in order to pressure him into transferring the money even faster. The kidnapping reaches the Hong Kong tabloids within days, which piques the curiosity of both Suen and Koo and puts them on a crash course with each other. And when Mao (Lam Suet, of The Mission and Exiled), To’s personal P.I. who’s investigating the disappearance of young Yiu, turns up dead, then Suen will find himself to be a suspect in the case, too.

Divergence is not an action film, but a multi-layered crime drama with some thriller elements. Lots of stuff happens, most of it relevant to story, some of it not. Seemingly random scenes that pop up in the story, including the opening scene, end up figuring into the narrative as the film progresses. There are number of things that don’t get explained as much as they should, like what happens to Koo and Ting at the end. I sorta think that the title should have been Convergence, since it is about how three separate characters end up on a collision course with each other.  The Brazilian title of the film is O Justiceiro[1], which translates into “The Vigilante,” which ultimately hints to the big twist at the end.

The film is defeated by a lack of forward momentum. Too much time is spent focusing on Aaron Kwok as he gets all teary eyed whenever he thinks about his missing girlfriend, or him stalking To’s wife…or both. Aaron Kwok’s overacting in many of these scenes is typical of Benny Chan, but takes away from the film as a whole. This repetitive melodrama takes away from the growing tension between Yiu and Tsim, which eventually erupts into violence at the end. I also wish that Koo had figured more into the main conflict of the story. Despite a good performance from Daniel Wu, Koo is just there after his big action sequence with Aaron Kwok.

There are two main action sequences in Divergence, staged by Benny Chan favorite Nicky Li Chung-Chi. The first one is a prolonged foot chase between Kwok and Wu, which starts on a busy highway and ends at a fish market where the two engage in a martial arts exchange while simultaneously trying to suffocate each other with plastic bags. The finale is set in the rain and is a violent firefight between two groups of Triads, ending with a final hand-to-hand exchange between Aaron Kwok and another character. The former sequence is actually filmed very well. The latter is a little lackluster.

Is Divergence good? Eh…sorta…I guess. The production values are solid. The cinematography is fine. A couple of the performances are good. The limited action sequences aren’t bad, but they certainly weren’t collectively deserving of an award…or even a nomination. I certainly would have chosen Dragon Squad over this one. The complex plot of the movie had potential, but needed fewer scenes of Aaron Kwok looking morose and wussy and more tension building…and more for Daniel Wu to do. It’s just okay in the end.



[1] - “Justiceiro” in Portuguese means “Vigilante.” It the Portuguese name given to the Marvel character The Punisher (and all his films). It is also the alternate Brazilian title for Jet Li’s The Enforcer, aka My Father is a Hero.

Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Angel of Destruction (1994)

Angel of Destruction (1994)
Aka: Furious Angel

 


Starring: Maria Ford, Charlie Spradling, Jessica Mark, Antonio Bacci, Chanda, Jimmy Broome, Bob McFarland, Chuck Moore, Timothy D. Baker, James Gregory Paolleli, Jim Moss
Director: Charles Philip Moore
Action Director: Ronald Asinas

 

It’s not uncommon to see some directors remake their own films. Eugène Lourie remade his seminal film The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms not once, but twice: first as The Giant Behemoth, and then (to a lesser extent) as Gorgo. Spanish sleaze peddler Jesus Franco was notorious for this sort of thing. For example, his version of Jack the Ripper was little more than a scuzzier version of his own Awful Dr. Orloff. Shin Sang-ok, the South Korean director who was shanghaied to North Korea, where the made the kaiju film Pulgasari, remade it as The Adventures of Galgameth after he defected to the States.

I’m sure the reasons for doing so are money and creative bankruptcy, although in some cases, a director may feel that his vision was obstructed by studio interference and try to do it again in another project where he has more creative control. Gorgo in some respects was Lourie making it up to his daughter for killing the monster in The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms. I’m pretty sure that Shin Sang-ok thought that nobody in the States would ever see Pulgasari, so he made Galgameth as a way to tell the same story to a different audience.

Angel of Destruction
comes very close to being a scene-for-scene remake of Don “the Dragon” Wilson’s Blackbelt, which was made two years earlier. It was also written and directed by Charles Philip Moore, who had directed the previous film. I’m guessing that New Concorde wanted to keep costs down—as Roger Corman was wont to do—and decided to keep things simple by making female-centric remakes of other films in their catalog. Thus, Bloodfist became Angelfist, and Blackbelt became Angel of Destruction.

The film is set in Hawaii (played by the Philippines). We open with a towering blond man (Jimmy Broome, in the Matthias Hues role), taking an Asian hooker to a hotel, where she strips for him. He tells her to hold on a sec, and excuses himself from the room. He goes to the other room and beats several men inside to death before throwing an old man out the window. Something about the guy having left him and his friends to die in Angola some years before. He returns to the room and has escort put on a wedding veil for some kinky “post-marriage” sex.

That evening, singer Delilah (Jessica Mark) is doing a concert, whose routine involves her and her girlfriend, Reena (Chanda, of Lap Dancing and Dark Secrets), singing while topless. Delilah apparently was a big star at one point, but her last two albums have bombed. She’s hoping that by taking the Sharon Stone (this was two years after Basic Instinct) approach to singing, concerts and music videos, she might be able to get back in the limelight. Well, several years later, Lil Kim would be doing this sort of thing at her concerts, so maybe she was just before her time. Anyway, she arrives in her dressing room after her performance to discover a severed finger left for her as a gift, courtesy of the creepy blond man.

Delilah and Reena go to see private investigator Britt Altwood (Charlie Spradling, of Erotic Dreams 3 and Caged Fear), whom we met in an earlier scene where she beat up some sleazy types in order to rescue a young girl from prostitution. Delilah requests that Britt be her bodyguard. Although, Britt is initially reluctant, but when her ex-beau Detective Aaron Sayles (Antonio Bacci) informs her from the hotel crime scene that Delilah’s plight might be related to the hotel murders, Britt agrees. Before she can do anything, the creepy blond man pays her a visit. Exit Britt, stage left[1].

Enter her sister, Jo Altwood (Maria Ford, of The Wasp Woman remake and Necronomicon), an undercover cop. We never see her go undercover, although she does spend the film reporting to duty in a sports bra or a midriff, so there’s that. Jo takes up the bodyguard gig for Delilah, while Detective Sayles, who she’s been boinging, investigates the hotel murders. At this point, the film breaks off into two separate conflicts…three if you count Delilah’s asshole boyfriend/manager Danny Marcus (James Gregory Paolleli, of Raiders of the Sun and Beyond the Call of Duty).  The main conflict is the creepy blond psychopath, whom Sayles and his partner, Sgt. Roony (Jim Moss, of Robo Warriors and Terminal Virus), discover to be Robert Kell, a former Green Beret who snapped after his Vietnamese wife was brutally murdered.

The other conflict is with Delilah’s record producer, Sonny Luso (Bob McFarland, of The Showgirl Murders and Carnosaur 3). Luso has invested a few million dollars into Delilah’s career and despite her initial success, two failed albums are a bit much for him. He’s convinced that her “Stripper Rock” routine is passé—if only he knew about “W.A.P.”, Sexyy Red, and Sukihana—and that it will cost him his entire investment. Since she refuses to budge on her creative instincts, he decides to hire a bunch of hitmen to take her out and collect on her life insurance policy to recoup on some of his losses. Lots of action, nudity and sex ensue.

All of the major plot contours of Blackbelt are here, from the ritualistic killings performed by the main villain to the conflict between the singer character and her boyfriend-manager and record producer. The opening scene of Angel of Destruction is a carbon copies of Blackbelt and the premise of the climax—the hero(ine) rescuing the kidnapped singer and fighting the villain’s mercenary buddies before confronting him a final time—are also the same. As I recall, both movies feature a fight with the record producer’s cronies at the singer’s mansion, with the villain sneaking in to kill the men, too.

There are few changed details. The suggestion that another high-kicking female was going to take up the case before getting murdered by not-Matthias is new twist. In Blackbelt, the conflict between the singer and the record company was more about trying to force her to renew her contract instead of becoming a free agent. In this film, it’s basically the opposite: they want to drop her because her Erotica-Pop is costing them money. In Blackbelt, Matthias Hues is deranged because he was sexually abused by his own mother. Here, Jimmy Broome kills as a sort of deranged mourning for the premature death of his wife—which sorta explains why his victims are all Asian prostitutes (although the fact the film was made in the Philippines might explain that).

Although Blackbelt had a few explicit scenes, this film cranks up the sleaze past Angelfist levels. We have two naked prostitutes, two musical numbers sung while topless, a sex scene with Maria Ford, Maria Ford performing an entire stripper routine, and a topless fight scene with Maria Ford. My understanding is that Maria Ford was one of those DTV actresses from the 1990s who was always sort of bitter about the fact that she was typecast into roles where she had to show off her breasts. On the other hand, her contemporaries, like Julie Strain, the two Shannons, Brinke Stevens, and Linnea Quigley, seemed to take it in stride.

As the film doesn’t skimp in one type of action, it also doesn’t skimp on the other. The action sequences were staged by Ronald Asinas, who had worked on Angelfist the year before. The fights are a lot more convincing than those in Angelfist, probably because (according to A.I.), Maria Ford actually held in a black belt in some style. Her punches hit harder than Cat Sassoon’s, and although she doesn’t do as much kicking in her fights, the ones she performs are a lot less “wobbly” than Cat’s were. Like Angelfist and TNT Jackson, this film features a topless martial arts fight—apparently Jo Altwood prefers to sleep wearing only a g-string.

My biggest qualm about Don “the Dragon” Wilson’s Blackbelt was that it boasted of having a bunch of champion kickboxers in the cast, and then wastes them in a lackluster climax. This film corrects that mistake by not promising us anything at all. The climax is a big gunfight between Jo Altwood, Detective Sayles, and a small army of Robert Kell’s mercenary pals. There are a few moments of hand-to-hand here and there, but with no previous expectations to deliver on, it ends up being more entertaining. The question of how a skinny policewoman can take down an ersatz Terminator-cum-Green Beret is resolved by allowing her to get in some good hits, but making it clear that she needs help from her friends. It’s not quite as good as Don Wilson vs. Matthias Hues, but it works. Not quite an exploitation classic, but it comes close.



[1] - The IMDB suggests that there was another actress slated to leave, but was fired from the production for being an unholy terror to the cast and crew. I wonder if it was Spradling. I mean, why go through the trouble of giving her character an introductory action sequence if you’re going to kill her off in the next scene?

Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Angelfist (1993)

Angelfist (1993)
Aka: Angel Fist; Fatal Angel

 


Starring: Catya “Cat” Sassoon, Melissa Moore, Michael Shaner, Roland Dantes, Joseph Zucchero, Henry Strzalkowski, Christina Portugal, Ken Metcalfe, Sibel Birzag, Sheila Lintan, Jim Moss, John Crank, Bob Larson
Director: Cirio H. Santiago
Action Director: Ronald Asinas

 

Cirio H. Santiago occupies a special place in the hearts of true B-Movie lovers. The Filipino director is known for working on more than a hundred films in his lifetime, many of which he did for the late, great Roger Corman (who passed away only a few weeks ago as I write this). He dabbled in all sorts of genres, from Blaxploitation (like TNT Jackson) to martial arts (like this and Don “the Dragon” Wilson’s Bloodfist, which he produced) to sci-fi/action (Future Hunters) to Women-in-Prison (like Caged Heat II: Stripped of Freedom). His movies almost always featured a heap of action and a healthy dose of T&A, although his actors never dismissed him as a sleaze. In fact, Playboy Playmate Jean Bell, reflecting on her experience with him after his death, said that he “was a very professional man, and lotta personality, patient, and a family man.”

Cirio got his start in the 1950s working for his father’s studio, Premiere Productions. He cut his teeth in the industry editing and cutting trailer and quickly moved onto producing and writing. It wasn’t long before Cirio was directing as well, although he mainly focused on Tagalog films for local consumption. Among other things, he produced Tokyo 1960, a localized version of Gojira which was to the Philippines what Godzilla, King of the Monsters was to the U.S. He produced a few attempts to market Filipino films for international audiences, like Cavalry Command with John Agar and The Kidnappers with Burgess Meredith.

The notion that Filipino films could be made for worldwide audiences really came to fruition in the 1970s, when Santiago started making films for Roger Corman’s New World Studios. Their partnership continued up past the fall of New World and into era of VHS, with Corman’s Concorde-New Horizons, which eventually became New Concorde. His final projects included Mark Dacascos’s Hunt for Eagle One films (as producer) and the behind-the-scenes documentary of Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof, which he directed (Tarantino was a huge fan of his work).

Angelfist
was made for Concorde-New Horizons in 1993, a period in which most of Santiago’s output was in the martial arts genre (although he still dabbled in sci-fi and war films). Santiago directed and/or produced a lot of Don “the Dragon” Wilson’s earliest films, plus much of The Master Jerry Trimble’s solo movies, like Live by the Fist. A couple of these movies for CNH were female-led martial arts movies, including this and Angel of Destruction. This was meant to be a star-making vehicle for the tragically-fated model-turned-actress Catya Sassoon, the daughter of world-famous hair stylist Vidal Sassoon.

The movie opens in Manila, where public protests over some treaty to allow the U.S. to open more bases in the Philippines are rocking the streets. Amidst the chaos, a car belonging to American serviceman Col. Rapaport (John Crank, of American Kickboxer II and Drug Connection) is attacked by a group of terrorists known as the Black Brigade. His bodyguards, the most worthless serviceman in existence, are quickly stabbed to death. Rapaport manages to shoot a few of his attackers before suffering the same fate. All of this is photographed from afar by Christy Leng (Sibel Birzag), an American woman participating in a local martial arts tournament.

After fighting in the tournament later that day, Leng is heading back to her hotel when she realizes she’s being followed. She gives the film to the taxi driver and tells her to leave it at a strip club with a dancer named Sulu (Blowback 2’s Sheila Lintan). She makes it back to her hotel, where she is ambushed by the Black Brigade. She makes a better showing for herself than those incompetent army drivers, but still ends up getting hacked and slashed to death. Following her death, FBI agent Victor Winslow (Joseph Zucchero, of Bloodfist 2050 and One Man Army) and local police chief Quirino (Henry Strzalkowski, of Raiders of the Sun and Firehawk) are looking over the murder scene when the latter points out that she has a sister in Los Angeles.

Cut to L.A., where a quartet of Mexican drug dealers are having a stand-off with the LAPD, including the SWAT team. A firefight breaks out, but the bad guys are having more luck than the boys in blue. Enter: Officer Katara Leng (Cat Sassoon, sporting enough silicone and lip filler to be the true proto-Kardashian) and her standard issue Uzi submachine gun. Leng jumps through the window into the house and mows down three of the four gunmen—the fourth is quickly arrested. She comes home later that evening to a message on her answering machine (remember those?) from Agent Winslow, cryptically informing her of something happening to her sister. Hard cut to Karata Leng flying into Manila.

Leng is quickly met by Winslow, who tells her the little that the FBI—do those guys even have jurisdiction in the Philippines—knows and then tells her to take a hike. Obviously, for an ass-kicking girlboss like Katara, that simply won’t do. One of the guys at the hotel tells him that her sister had a close friend who worked a strip club. Katara heads over and finds Sulu bearing her tits to everybody present, including an American expatriate nicknamed “Alcatraz” (Michael Shaner, of Lethal Weapon and The Expert). When some locals try to sexually assault Katara, Alcatraz tries to help her, only for her to have to step in and save him. He offers her his place to stay while she’s in Manila. Oh, and Sulu quickly leaves the establishment and disappears until later in the film.

Katara tries to enter the same tournament that her sister was participating in, hoping it will somehow bring her in contact with with her sister’s killers, but it’s a bit too far into the tournament for that. Alcatraz suggests that she talk to Bayani (Roland Dantes, of Arnis: The Sticks of Death), Christy’s trainer, who is on close personal terms with the tournament’s organizer. She visits Bayani out in the sticks and wins his trust via a fight scene where Leng is obviously doubled. He agrees to take her to see Mr. Carreon (Tony Carreon, of Bad Boy II and Stranglehold), the organizer. Carreon ultimately agrees to let her take her sister’s place in the tournament, if she can last a round against against the current champion, Bontoc (Triple Impact’s Christina Portugal). Katara holds her own and is admitted into the tournament, which puts her on a crash course with the Black Brigade.

Other reviews refer to this as a female-centric remake of Bloodfist, which I haven’t watched in more than 30 years, so I can’t say one way or another. But that’s probably about right when you get right down to it. It does have a similar feel to Santiago’s own TNT Jackson, with an American girls played by an actress who a) wasn’t formally trained in martial arts and b) was willing to show her breasts on camera snoops around the Far East looking for the killer of a family member. I’m guessing the tournament angle and the revelation of the main villain’s identity is a bit more in line with what Bloodfist did.

Is the movie any good? No, not really. The acting is sub-par for the most part and you can tell that Sassoon was a bit green in the gills when it came to emoting. Actually, she doesn’t really emote at all. I guess there was too much plastic in her face for that. The plot is what it is, although you have to wonder how a terrorist group that acts mainly with knives and bamboo sticks can kill as many important people as they do—but then again, when your military attaché don’t even carry firearms, Darwin says, “Let you die.” There are some big holes in the plot, like the scene where the FBI—once again, shouldn’t it be the CIA—threatens to have Alcatraz deported unless he convinces Katara to give up her search, and then in the next scene, Alcatraz and Katara are enjoying an explicit sex scene and the whole matter is thrown aside. Much like
TNT Jackson, the appeal of a movie like this is the abundance of female nudity, which is includes two group shower sequences (complete with multiple examples of full frontal nudity) and numerous leering shots of Cat Sassoon’s perfectly-spherical, unmoving breasts.

The fighting is well…er…it’s abundant, I’ll give it that. The fights were staged by Filipino stunt coordinator Ronald Asinas, who has racked up almost a hundred credits in his homeland. Although the bulk of his work has been in Tagalog films for local audiences, he did work on a number of the films New Concorde/Concorde-New Horizons produced in the Philippines, like
Angel of Destruction and Live by the Fist. The choreography itself is on the level of a typical Don “the Dragon” Wilson production of the era, but the execution of it leaves a lot to be desired, mainly on the grounds of its lead actress.

Despite being billed (in the opening credits, no less) as a World Champion Forms and Weapons Expert, Catya Sassoon had no actual training before doing this film. She studied
Taekwondo and the Filipino art of Arnis in preparation for this film, although it’s pretty obvious the woman is a beginner. Her fights are performed sloppily, devoid of any sense of snap, impact or real technique.  When she finally beats her opponent in the final fight of the tournament, the choreography switches into complete “punching bag mode,” with Sassoon side-kicking the other woman in the face multiple times without the latter reacting…at all. I have mentioned TNT Jackson several times in the review and for good reason. They share similar characteristics and the accompanying flaws that come with it…and like that movie, Angelfist has a fight where Cat Sassoon fights off a bunch of henchmen while topless. So, for those fans of Escape from the Brothel and Ninja the Final Duel out there, here’s another film to add to the list. And it’s moments like these that make Angelfist dumb fun for exploitation fans, although serious martial arts fans can give it a pass.

Saturday, May 25, 2024

Double Tap (2000)

Double Tap (2000)
Original Title: 鎗王
Translation: Gun King

 


Starring: Leslie Cheung Kwok-Wing, Alex Fong Chung-Sun, Ruby Wong Cheuk-Ling, Monica Chan Fat-Yung, Vincent Kok Tak-Chiu, Alexander Chan Mong-Wah, Joseph Cheung Man-Kwong, Raven Choi Yip-San, Lawrence Lau Kwok-Cheong, Henry Fong Ping
Director: Lo Chi-Leung
Action Director: Phillip Kwok

 

Double Tap is a lesser-known police thriller, having come out the same year as Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and Tokyo Raiders. It had a belated sequel, Triple Tap, come out ten years afterward. But it has almost been forgotten by Hong Kong cinephiles, although I’m not really sure why. I mean, people still remember Gen Y Cops, even if it’s because that movie sucked on levels that nobody could have imagined, even in 2000. Double Tap did get a DVD release here in Brazil as Prazer de Matar—transl. “Pleasure in Killing,” which explains the second half of the film.

Leslie Cheung (of Ashes of Time and A Better Tomorrow) plays Rick Pang, a former shooting champion who runs a shooting range and does gunsmithing work, including for the police. He is also a bit of an introvert, confiding mainly in his girlfriend and assistant, Colleen (Ruby Wong, of the Running Out of Time films). Colleen herself is an introvert and possibly a bit depressive, although she’s very supportive of her man. Rick hasn’t taken on any students in a formal mentor-pupil relationship in a while, and it’s suggested that he quit competitions for the lack of just that: competitions. That is about to change.

Colleen convinces him to take on a pupil, a police forensics technician named Vincent Ng (Vincent Kok, of Big Bullet and The God of Cookery). Overweight and more than a little doofy, Ng isn’t a particularly quick learner, although he does improve his game after convincing his teacher to fire at a chicken carcass instead of a paper target (FORESHADOWING!!!). Pang also receives a visit from Inspector Miu (Alex Fong, of the Angel  trilogy), who is an expert criminal profiler and a marksman as well. Miu gives a demonstration of his shooting prowess at Rick’s shooting range, which convinces the latter to get back into the competitive shooting business.

During a formal competition, both Miu and Pang face off, along with a handful of other competitors. Most of those are wholly unimportant, but keep on an eye on Yu (Alexander Chan, of Project Guttenberg and One Second Champion), one of Miu’s colleagues. Miu is leading against Pang after the first day of the competition. By the end of events on the second day, both men are tied. However, as this is going on, we see Yu’s convertible getting towed away and see Plot-Point Specific newspaper mentioning some company he’d invested in tanking. In other words, Yu has suddenly gone penniless. The stress of the loss causes him to snap during the conversation, trying to cause a police-assisted suicide that will somehow guarantee his family’s support.

Yu shoots the other instructor from Pang’s shooting range, who was acting as a sort of judge-guard. He terrorizes the spectators in hopes of provoking the police into shooting him. Inspector Miu points his weapon at him, but it is Rick Pang who ultimately puts two bullets in his forehead when Yu turns his attention to Colleen. Inspector Miu blames himself for not firing first, considering that he’s a good enough marksman that he could’ve disarmed his colleague without killing him. Pang goes to counseling and is let go with a pat on the back, having hid from his psychiatrist the important fact that he felt good after the killing.

Three years later, Inspector Miu is still a great detective, although he still carries around a lot of guilt for Yu’s death. One day, the police are called into a hotel room where five dead bodies have been discovered. Four of them belong to policemen who were protecting a witness in a case against a scummy businessman named C.C. Yeung (Henry Fong, of White Hair Devil Lady and Dragon Fight). Vincent Ng is at the scene analyzing the bodies, noting that everybody was shot twice and that the police bodyguards were killed before they even had a chance to draw their guns. When Miu himself visits the crime scene, he notes that in at least one kill, there were signs of a double tap…where the marksman is able to hit the same spot in two successive shots. Only a handful of people in Hong Kong have ever pulled that feat off in any sort of competitive shooting instance, including Rick Pang…

First and foremost, I have to emphasize that Douple Tap is not a police action movie (despite having the same action director as Hard Boiled), but a police thriller. The second half is something of a cat-and-mouse chase between Inspector Miu and Rick Pang, culminating in a tense (if underwhelming) stand-off between the two at a mall. It doesn’t take long for Miu to suspect Pang of the murder, especially after observing his smug behavior during interrogation. However, smug behavior doesn’t guarantee anything in court, so Miu bending the rules and distorting the facts in order to force Pang’s hand. But in doing so, he is going to cost a lot of policemen their lives.

This is mainly a showcase for both Leslie Cheung and Alex Fong. Cheung does a good job as quiet introvert with little passion for life, until he discovers killing. After that, he grows increasingly unhinged until he goes complete sociopath during the final showdown between him and the police. Both he and Fong have their moments of histrionics, the former during a flashback and the latter when he has a fit during a ride to work. But mainly, these men are perpetually cool and level-headed, which makes them perfect opponents for each other. While Leslie Cheung has always been a respected actor, I always like Alex Fong was able to graduate from stuff like Angel II to more respectable fare like One Nite in Mongkok (directed by Derek Yee, who produced and wrote the story for this film).

My main problem with this film is the Cheung's descent into madness isn't really detailed, except in a flashback about an hour in. Said flashback comes at a time that we should be getting ready for the climax, so it's a bit of a momentum killer. I would've preferred the film without the three-year jump, instead showing Leung settling into his new "calling" as hired assassin, becoming more dependent on it to feel anything. I mean, it would've turned Double Tap into a different film, but I think I would've enjoyed that journey more.

There is some action in Double Tap, which earned Phillip Kwok a nomination for Best Action Choreography at the 2000 Taiwan Golden Horse Awards—it lost to Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Most of the “action” in the first half is relegated to the shooting competition, which is staged in an exciting way. In the second half, there is a really good shoot-out between Pang and the police at his old shooting range, which is portrayed in a more or less realistic fashion. It falls somewhere between The Mission and your typical John Woo film, although leaning a little more toward the former. There is a bit early on where they talk about the bullets that Rick Pang makes, which carry more gunpowder, thus allowing for a bigger blast that would fire the bullets at a greater momentum. Said momentum makes it harder to stop, thus his bullets are penetrating walls and oil drums and hitting people when they think they're safe. It even pays attention to different angles of exit wounds--due to the change in density of mediums that bullet passes through. One poor sucker takes a bullet in the shoulder, which comes out at a 45º angle and (I think) hits him again in the foot. The finale at the mall could have been a little better, as it focuses more on tension and suspense than over-the-top shooting madness. That said, people who are put off by the excesses of Hong Kong action might enjoy this (relatively) realistic little thriller.

 

Thursday, May 23, 2024

Three Shaw Brothers Horror Films - Capsule Reviews

The Oily Maniac (1976) 
Original Title: 油鬼子
Translation: Oil Devil




Starring: Danny Lee Sau-Yin, Chen Ping, Lily Li Li-Li, Wang Hsieh, Wa Lun, Ku Feng, Tung Lin, Angela Yu Chien, Lam Fung, Wai Wang, Lau Wai-Ling, Terry Liu
Director: Ho Meng-Hua
Action Director: Yuen Cheung-Yan

Filmed (mostly) in Malaysia. Strange mixture of horror, action, and softcore porn. Danny Lee (The Super Infra-Man and The Mighty Peking Man) plays Sheng Yung, a lawyer in Kuala Lampur, Malaysia, who is a crippled no thanks to a bout with polio as a child. When we meet him, we learn that his surrogate uncle (Ku Feng, in a silly wig) is in danger of losing his coconut oil factory thanks to some shady loan business that the previous owner had been involved in. A fight breaks out between the employees and the Yang family, who want to take the factory, and the uncle accidentally kills someone. Despite it being a case of trespassing, self-defense, and protecting his daughter (Chen Ping, of Illicit Desires and Killer Clans) from sexual assault, the uncle is found guilty of murder and sentenced to hang. Before his execution, he passes on a spell to Sheng Yung to protect his daughter Yue from the Yang family.

Sheng Yung loves Yue, but she does not return his affections. She is in love with the current head of the factory, Chen Fu Sin (Wa Lun, who looks like Sun Chien in this film). Sheng Yung bemoans his "useless" crippled state, but decides to use the spell anyway to save Yue from being raped. He becomes the "Oily Maniac," a monster that looks like a cross between Hedorah and The Creature from Haunted Sea, with a little bit of H-Man thrown in. He kills one of the Yang brothers and then proceeds to become a vigilante. He kills a clandestine doctor (Lau Wai-Ling), a blackmailer (Keung Hon), and a woman (Angela Yu) who faked being raped to get rich off the proceeds. He then learns that his boss (Wang Hsieh) at the law firm, the surviving Yang brother (Chiang Yang), and some others are involved in some shady business involving the coconut oil factory and goes after them. Meanwhile, his co-worker, Hsiao Ly (Lily Li), has discovered his alter-ego...

Despite the subject matter, the film is surprisingly not all that violent. When the "Oily Maniac" kills people, he usually just breaks their neck or steps on their chest. There is not much blood. There are a number of "fight" scenes, staged by Yuen Cheung-Yan. But they are less "kung fu" and more "shambling monster wildly swinging his arms." What this movie has is a lot of female flesh on display. No fewer than five actresses (including Chen Ping, Terry Liu and Angela Yu) bare their breasts for the camera. Chen Ping does so on three occasions, including two rape sequences. Poor girl. Only Lily Li keeps her clothes on. It's an exploitation film in the classic vein: amusing practical FX, a gooey-slimy monster, a high body count, and lots of nudity. I just wish the action scenes were staged a bit more expertly, given Yuen Cheung-Yan's talent.


Spirit of the Raped (1976)
Aka: The Deadly Game

Original Title: 索命
Translation: Ask For Life




Starring
Liu Wu-Chi, Lin Wei-Tu, Tung Lin, Wong Yu, Wang Chung, Wang Hsieh, Teresa Ha Ping, Tin Ching, Lau Wai-Ling, Chan Lap-Ban
Director: Kuei Chih-Hung
Writers: Ni Kuang, Sze-to On

Lesser-known supernatural revenge horror from Shaw Brothers whose title is probably a little overstated. There is one attempted rape via aphrodesiac and a possible one alluded to via a throwaway line of dialog. On the the put-upon heroine, Liu Miaoli (Liu Wu-Chi, Legends of Lust and 14 Amazons), does get robbed quite a bit. I almost wonder if "raped" in this context was supposed to be "robbed," much like "rape" in Rape of the Sword was more akin to "theft." After all, the Latin root for "rape", "raptum," means "to snatch or grab." In any case, Spirit of the Robbed would make a little more sense.

Anyway, Liu Miaoli has recently married Chen Liang (Lin Wei-Tu, The Master of Kung Fu and Legends of Lust). Unfortunately, while still on their honeymoon period, the bus they're taking is assaulted by three crooks: Tung Lin, Wong Yu and Wong Chung. Wong Chung stabs Chen Liang to death after the latter tries to hide his money, leaving Liu Miaoli a widow. She receives a lot of donations from friends, family and neighbors, but ends up getting swindled and (stealthily) strong-armed by a conman (Wang Hsieh). She then gets mugged by a pimp (Tin Ching, of The Delightful Forest and Intrigue in Nylons) in a complicated plot to force her into prostitution. Liu Miaoli manages to escape. By now, she's so traumatized by the wickedness of Man that she buys a red dress and jumps from a cliff to her death. According to Chinese legend, if a person commits suicide with red clothes, her vengeful ghost will return to haunt her enemies...

And you better believe that all the miscreants will get what's coming to them. The conman is first, who starts suffering from hallucinations of gouged-out eyes and nightmares of something trying to dig his own eyes out. He ends up in a mental institution, but Liu Miaoli isn't done with him yet... Then she goes for the pimp and his girlfriend (Lau Wai-Ling, who played the Japanese clandestine doctor in The Oily Maniac). The latter's belly becomes swollen with green goo and her face is covered with boils. The former has a fatal date with a Bar Lizard. And then it's time for the robbers from the bus...

Spirit of the Raped is an extremely cynical and misantropic little movie, arguably moreso than The Oily Maniac. This film is filled with some of the scummiest people this side of Jigoku. That all said, the main problem is that the movie doesn't really have a main character after the first third. The second and third acts are very episodic, each of them focusing on a different (set of) victim(s). You're obviously rooting for these people to meet their (much deserved) ends, but there's no suspense because nobody you care about is in danger. 

There is quite a bit of gore, which isn't the most realistic, but it's still better than the CGI nonsense of that recent Renfield movie. There are decapitations, possessed people lapping up slime, near-disembowelings, and even someone growing an entire head from a tumor on their neck (and this came out before The Manitou). The nudity is notably less than in most other Shaw horror films I've seen. As an exploitation movie and moral tale, it works. But as a movie that follows established storytelling norms, it leaves a bit to be desired.


Corpse Mania (1981)
aka: Corpse
Original Title: 
屍妖
Translation: Corpse Demon (or Wight)




Starring
Wang Yong, Tanny Tien Ni, Yau Chui-Ling, Walter Tso Tat-Wah, Tai Kwan-Tak, Eric Chan Ga-Kei, Lau Siu-Kwan, Gam Biu, Jenny Leung, Wong Ching-Ho, Fong Ping
Director: Kuei Chih-Hung
Writer: Sze-to On, Kuei Chih-Hung

A mysterious stranger moves into a large house in Guangzhou, accompanied by a female companion who appears to be sick. A few days later, the local busybodies start complaining of a horrible stench on the street. Finally, the smell becomes so awful that the police enter the house and find the rotting, maggot-filled corpse of a naked girl. An autopsy performed on the girl reveals that she had been violated after her death. So, there's a necrophiliac on the loose. Police Chief Zhang (Wang Yong, of Imperial Tomb Raiders and The Proud Twins) is in charge of the investigation. He learns of a similar case that happened in Foshan a few years before and heads there for more information.

Upon meeting their chief constable, Chief Lu (Walter Tso, of The Story of Wong Fei-Hung and Eighteen Powerful Swords), he learns the story of Li Zhengyuan (Eric Chan, of My Rebellious Son and The Enchantress). Li was a mysterious heir to a lot of money and a reasonably constant visitor of the local bordello, ran by Madam Lan (Tanny Tien Ni, of The Magic Blade). One day, Li offers to buy the liberty of one of the establishment's most popular girls, who appears to be losing a fight to tuberculosis. A few days later, the wine delivery boy, Lin Bin (Lau Siu-Kwan, of The Emperor and his Brother and Hex after Hex), sneaks into the Li Manor. There, he witnesses Zhengyuan having sexual relations with the corpse of his new bride. The authorities are informed and Li Zhengyuan is sent to an insane assylum. 

The case in Guangzhou bears all the hallmarks of the Foshan case, not to mention the fact that Li Zhengyuan had left the asylum just a  few months earlier. A couple of days later, a policeman is murdered at the abandoned Li Estate. The constable's final words are "Li Zhengyuan." Moreover, the decaying body of another one of Madam Lan's prostitutes is discovered on premises. We also learn that the dead body in Guangzhou belonged to one of Madam Lan's girls as well. So, is Li Zhengyuan not only back, but with a vengeance this time around?

Corpse Mania is something of a crime thriller/police procedural with horrific elements. There are a number of scenes where the camera focuses lovingly on the corpses of naked women, who are completely covered in maggots. The necrophilia is depicted in one scene, which involves Eric Chan massaging the dead body of a girl with a furry glove (I will never look at the massage scene in Thunderball the same again) and then thrusting on top of her (although filled close up enough that it isn't explicit). The second half has a series of brutal murders as the killer closes down on his intended victims as the police try to close down on him. It isn't as outright gory or salacious as most of Kuei Chih-Hung's other films, and has a few interesting twists at the end, too. Worth a view (if you have a strong stomach).

Thursday, May 9, 2024

Kungfusations Episode 6 - My first podcast appearance

Kungfusations Episode 6

So, my friend and colleague Sean (aka Drunken Monk) runs a podcast called "Fu For Thought." He does videos in which he reviews films with his wife and his best friend; fight scene breakdowns; and interviews with fellow fans and other personalities, which he calls "Kungfusations."

This week he graciously interviewed me and we proceeded to have a 3-hour chat about kung fu movies and my experience as a writer. Plus, the 55 Best Fights of All Time...at least according to me when I was in my mid-20s. This is my first podcast recording, so I'm a little nervous and occasionally a bit stiff (plus I was recovering from a case of strep throat), so bear with me.

Please check it out and support your fellow fans!



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