Shadow Killers Tiger Force (1986)
Aka: Ninja: The Shadow Killer;
Shadow Killer
Original Footage: Girls in the Tiger Cage (여수 407호, South Korea,
1976)
Starring:
Wayne Archer, Deborah Grant, Danny Raisebeck, Kenneth Smyth, Sun Chien, Chang Seng-Kwong,
Poon Cheung, Karen Yip Leng-Chi, Shen Yi, Chen Hung-Lieh, Jin Bong-jin, Kim
Ki-joo, Lee Wan-Chung, Seo Mi-gyeong, Heo Jin
Director:
Cheng Kei-Ying, Shin Sang-ok
Action Director: (for new scenes) Chiang Tao
Shadow Killers Tiger Force is another cut-n-splice ninja picture brought to you by Tomas Tang
and the “good” people at Filmark. Yup, the same blokes who gave us Ninja in the Killing Fields and The Jaguar Project are up to their old tricks
again, taking movies from all over Asia (and SE Asia) and inserting
cheaply-filmed footage of Caucasian actors dressing up as ninja. This one is
interesting, because the ninja footage (set in the modern day) is tacked on to
a WW2-era Women-in-Prison flick from South Korea called Girls in the Tiger
Cage. Moreover, the original movie was directed by the infamous (and
legitimately famous) Shin Sang-ok.
Shin (also known as Simon Sheen) was a
super-important South Korean film director during the 1960s and 1970s. In fact,
his works shaped the landscape of Korean movies throughout the 1970s. During
the early 1980s, Shin and his ex-wife, actress Choi Eun-hee, were kidnapped by
North Korean agents at the command of dictator Kim Jong-il. Kim was a famous
fan of cinema, especially Hollywood (despite the fact that regular North Korean
citizens cannot partake of foreign media under threat of imprisonment or
death). He wanted Shin Sang-ok to make movies for him in North Korea. Most
famously, he made the giant monster movie Pulgasari (which also featured
FX work from the Japanese crew at Toho, including Teruyoshi Nakano).
I won’t go too far into Shin’s story,
although it is worthy of its own movie. Shin and Choi were able to escape from
their guards while attending a film festival in Europe, where they took a taxi
to the American embassy. They defected to America, where Shin was able to find
work in Hollywood. He produced a children’s film called The Adventures of
Galgameth, a remake of his own Pulgasari. He also directed The 3
Ninjas Knuckle Up and produced its follow-up: 3 Ninjas: High Noon at
Mega Mountain. He and Choi were eventually repatriated into South Korea,
where he spent his final years.
This cut n’ paste piece of
ninjasploitation cheese starts with a bunch of Chinese people at a park getting
kidnapped by ninja assassins. Actually, they kill the men and run off with the
women. At one point, they break up a kung fu demonstration by former Venom Mob
troupe member Sun Chien (The Five Deadly Venoms and The Plot) and
kill him (unlike Instant Rage and Ninja in the Killing Fields,
Sun Chien actually gets to fight a little). One of their kidnapping victims is
Sylvia (Karen Yip, whose character in Girls in the Tiger Cage was named Kuan
Mo-Hua), the daughter of a rich Caucasian guy (Kenneth Smythe, of Ninja’s
Extreme Weapons and War City 3: The Extreme Project). Rich Caucasian
Guy hires a female (and white) ninja named Jenny (Deborah Grant, of Vampire
Raiders: Ninja Queen and Aces Go Places V) to infiltrate the ninja
prisoner camp and free Sylvia. Oh, and the ninjas work for a dangerous man
(Wayne Archer, of Bionic Ninja and Golden Ninja Invasion) who
plans on selling the girls as white slaves to buyers all over the world.
Most of the ensuing film is taken from Girls
in the Tiger Cage, only stopping
for a few minutes here and there to show Jenny “watching” Sylvia’s interactions
with her fellow inmates. Also, Tomas Tang and company do the thing where they
have characters from both sets of footage have a conversation (despite
different sets and backdrops), mainly in the case of Wayne Archer and the evil
lecherous prison warden, played by perennial 1970s villain Chen Hung-Lieh (Cub Tiger from Hong Kong and Chivalrous Robber Lee San).
Initially, Sylvia is the target of the Queen Bee inmate, played by Shen Yi (of Cave of Silken Web and The Angel Strikes Again).
The two are at each other’s throats until Sylvia rescues the girl from a rock
slide during forced labor—which includes both mining and running a sweatshop. Sylvia tries to escape numerous times (via the
sewer, hiding in cafeteria waste, etc.), although each attempt ends in her
re-capture and subsequent torture. She eventually escapes via helicopter,
robbing the head ninja (Wayne Archer) of a girl to sell to sheiks in the Middle
East. Girls in the Tiger Cage must set some sort of record for setting up
the most opportunities for sleaze—including two group bath sequences and a sex
scene between the Warden and a female inmate--and then pointedly not showing
anything. The violence is tame. The torture is tame. Most of the nudity is covered
by the actresses’ arms. This is definitely Vanilla WiP filmmaking.
The
movie ends with one of the most goofy and over-the-top finales ever seen…in any
movie. Jenny the Ninja faces off with the head ninja. It starts off with your
basic katana battle, although Chiang Tao’s
choreography is very much staged more like a Chinese sword fight than anything
you’d see in Japanese martial arts. The two combatants then travel through a solid wall (a lá Kitty Pryde of the X-Men)
into a house, where Jenny suddenly appears in belly dancer gear and starts
performing a hypnotic dance of seduction. Once she has him where she wants him,
she slices off his head with a whip…but the head re-attaches itself. They use their smoke bombs to teleport
back into the woods, where they continue fighting. Sylvia’s father show up and
pump his body completely full of lead. But he’s still not dead. Sylvia takes an
RPG, writes a Taoist spell on it with her blood, and then one of the dad’s men
fires it from a bazooka. Evidently, Taoist spells are capable of transforming
rocket-propelled grenades into super-intelligent heat-seeking missiles. The
rocket follows the guy around for several minutes, finally detonating when it
traps him in a house. The end.
What?
Do you need an analysis after reading that final paragraph?
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