Kunoichi: Lady Ninja (1998)

Kunoichi: Lady Ninja (1998)
Japanese Title: Kunoichi Ninpô-chô Yagyû Gaiden
Translation: Female Ninja Magic Chronicles: Yagyu Side Story

Starring: Yûko Moriyama, Kazuki Takeda, Momoka Saeki, NON, Kaoru Ukawa, Fuyu Ooba, Akiko Sugawara, Hitoshi Ozawa, Ryûshi Mizukami, Ryuji Katagiri, Akaji Maro
Director: Hitoshi Ozawa
Action Director: Yuta Morokaji

Released stateside as Kunoichi: Lady Ninja—which is essentially a Japanese word and its English translation—the 1998 film Kunoichi Ninpô-chô: Yagyû Gaiden is actually an adaptation of a novel written by famed Japanese author Futaro Yamada. Yamada’s books often dealt mixed Japanese history with fantasy themes and have oft been adapted to film, manga, anime and television. For example, The Kouga Ninja Scrolls were adapted into the manga and anime “Basilisk” and the film Shinobi: Heart Under Blade. Or Iga Ninja Scrolls was adapted into Ninja Wars in 1982.

A lot of his novels were adapted into sexy female ninja movies in the 1990s within the Kunoichi Ninpô-chô franchises. Some of them had already been adapted as early as 1964. Kunoichi: Lady Ninja is actually the seventh entry in the franchise, the first of which to star Zeiram alumni Yuko Moriyama. The movie, and its immediate sequel, are both based on the novel Yagyû Ninpô-chô, or “Yagyu Ninja Chronicles,” as they feature the famous samurai, Jubei Yagyu, in the narrative.

At some point during the Edo Period, there is a powerful Daimaiyo ruling over the Aizu prefecture. His name is Akinari Katoh (Ryûshi Mizukami) and he is a one lecherous son of a gun. He has amassed dozens, if not hundreds, of concubines from around the land. The movie opens with his bodyguards, known as the Seven Beasts, storming a convent and slaughtering its inhabitants. The reason is a bit fuzzy, although I figured that the seven nuns who survive, formerly members of the Hori Ninja Clan, had been chosen by Akinari for his lustful pursuits and they took vows in order to escape his clutches. Since the Shogun would never let a Daimyo, no matter how powerful he is, get away with seducing nuns, it’s easier to kill them than to rape them. The seven ninja-turned-nuns are saved at the last second by the arrival of Princess Sen, the former wife (or mother) of the current shogun.

She resolves to train the seven nuns in the arts of ninja magic in order to avenge the murders committed at the convent and punish Akinari for his misdeeds. After their training has ended, they receive some help from outside. That would be the prestigious Buddhist monk Takuwan (Ryuji Katagiri) and the famed one-eyed samurai, Jubei Yagyu (Hitoshi Ozawa)—his father is currently serving the Shogun as the official court instructor. The seven kunoichi are led by Ochie (Yuko Moriyama) and their goal is to wipe out the Seven Beasts one by one before eliminating Akinari Katoh himself.

Now, the problem with the Seven Beasts is that most of them are either expert swordsmen, magicians, or ninja with magical powers. The first one manages to infect one of the kunoichi, Ofue (Momoko Saeki), with a magical curse that will rot her from the inside. There is another one who can remove his eyes and cause them to grow into cycloptic samurai warriors. There is a monkey-like ninja warrior, a pretty boy swordsman, an albino samurai, a hulking fighter who can shoot fireballs, and sadistic, whip-wielding eunuch.

The film’s plot goes back and forth between the ninja girls targeting one of the Seven Beasts, a fight breaking out, one of the girls discovering her ninja powers, and sometimes a tragic death. This goes on for about 100 minutes before the ends. The film does up the stakes—kind of—as it goes into the third act with the introduction of Akinari’s personal priest, Dohaku. Dohaku is not only a powerful magician, but he is virtually indestructible thanks to his sharing a lifeline with his twin brother Tenkai, who is the Head Priest of the entire shogun’s court. His daughter, Oyura, appears to be Akinari’s number one wife, or at least she acts that way…initially.

So, most people who sit down to watch this will note the outlandish “ninja magic” being performed by the female protagonists. Now, when my generation was young, we became accustomed to the idea of ninja magic through Sega’s “Shinobi” games. This movie has stuff like that, albeit frequently with a “sexy twist” to it. In one sequence, the kunoichi Sakura (Akiko Sugawara), goes undercover as a bride—while in Edo, Akinari has his minions kidnap brides so he can [seduce] them—with Yagyu, going undercover as a blind man, as her groom. They both get captured and left inside of a deep pit. Sakura has the idea to let Yagyu deflower her so that she can let her hymen blood charge up Yagyu’s sword and make it shoot fiery phoenix animations(!).

Even more memorable are the ninjas Otori (Fuyu Ôba) and Okei (NON). The first one discovers that she can go into ninja magic mode, miraculously lose her clothing, and shoot concussive bolts of lightning out of her chest. This magic is referred to as the “Nipple Wave.” Okei’s is even weirder, in which she can absorb energy blasts through her “ladyparts” and then spit them back out at whomever she wishes. The movie refers to that move as the “Reverse Echo.” As of today, you can see videos of that one posted all over YouTube.

The rest of the action was staged by first-timer Yuta Morokaji. Morokaji would go on to choreograph a number of video games and some other films, most notably the first Azumi film by Ryuhei Kitamura and the two Battle Royale movies. What is interesting is that Morokaji honestly tries to stage the fight scenes as if he were making an early 1990s wuxia in Hong Kong. There are lots of wire-assisted jumps and moves, quick cuts, and “Qi blasts.” Unlike Chinese cinema, the qi blasts are more than the stuntman extending his hand and causing explosions: the Japanese filmmakers have state-of-the-art optical printers so they can animate the lightning and energy bolts. They also use some composite shots and matte work for some of the people flying, which is very noticeable. If you have seen early 90s wuxia films like The Three Swordsmen and Kung Fu Cult Master, you’ll know what I’m talking about. The action scenes are along the lines of those films, even if the actual martial artistry on display is limited in both quantity and quality. The wuxia works of Tony Ching Siu-Tung were full of wirework and “qi blasts,” but they still had some beautiful moments of balletic martial artistry. That last part is largely missing from here. On the other hand, there are A LOT of blood geysers in the fights here, so that may count for something.

Much like its predecessors, this movie features more than its fair share of female flesh on display. The character of Akinari Katoh is often seen with multiple women in varying states of undress draped over him. At one point, we get to see a prison room full of kidnapped women who appear to have been brainwashed: when Yagyu is thrown in inside, all the women fawn over and paw him…Best. Prison. Sentence. Ever. And there are other moments where women strut around wearing…well…not much of anything. But for fans of Yuko Moriyama—of which I am one—know that she stays modest the entire time.

Kunoichi: Lady Ninja is far from perfect. I’ve seen the Japanese-language version, which features some insane overacting from all the villains. The English dub on the Tokyo Shock DVD is largely considered inferior, not too unlike the Tri-Star dubs of the Heisei Godzilla movies. The pacing is solid, but the story structure can sometimes be repetitive. And things happen that are not always explained, or require a second viewing to make sense of. Like the scene with Oyura being “summoned” by her father in his inner sanctum, which looks like he’s invoking her from hell, sending her back, and then calling her back again. It’s such an odd scene that I had the slightest idea what was actually going on. Although, I suppose that’s the point, given that the entire film is almost one big head-scratcher.