Robotrix (1991)
Chinese
Title: 女機械人
Translation:
Female Robot
Starring:
Chikako Aoyama, Amy Yip, David Wu, Hui Hiu-Daan, Billy Chow, Kwai
Chung, Wu Fung
Director:
Jamie Luk
Action Director:
Yuen Tak
Robotrix is
one of the more memorable Category III films to come out of Hong Kong
during the 1990s, mainly due to its loopy Sci-Fi premise. It is an
exploitation film through and through, though it would be hard
whether to call it a “Girls and Guns film with a sci-fi twist and
an extra helping of T&A”, or a “Sexploitation film with a
handful of fight scenes in it.” I tend toward the latter and it
stands up there with Lethal Panther in
terms of female-centric action movies that are interchangeable with
softcore porn.
The movie begins with the
Hong Kong police playing bodyguard to a Saudi prince whose sheik
father is in town to attend a convention on robotics. Among the cops
are Selina (Chikako Aoyama, of the Oedo
Rapeman movies), who is visibly upset
with having to keep watch over a man cavorting about in a swimming
pool with four naked
beauties. Shortly after she excuses herself—she is not about to
watch her charge engage in a fivesome—the
pool room fills with sleeping case. A mysterious man (Billy Chow, of
Fist of Legend
and Blonde Fury)
kidnaps the prince and puts a large hole in Selina’s chest (what
gun was he carrying? An AMT Hardballer?). Selina is rushed to the
hospital with no prospects of leaving, except via the morgue.
Meanwhile, at the robot
conference, we get to see the German and American models (played by
Once Upon a Time in China’s
Mark King and City Cop’s
Ken Goodman, respectively) duke it out in a kung fu battle. They are
defeated by another robot, built by Japanese scientist Dr. Sara (Hui
Hiu-Daan) and her assistant, Anna (Amy Yip, of Requital
and The
Inspector Wears Skirts II). While
showing off the robot to the interested sheik, the Hong Kong police
commissioner (Wu Fung, of Big Brother
and Skinny Tiger and Fatty Dragon)
shows up to inform the sheik of his son’s kidnapping. Dr. Sara
offers to let her robot perform the investigation and the
commissioner allows her to transfer the now-deceased Selina’s
memories and appearance to the fighting robot we saw.
We also learn the reason for
the kidnapping. There is an evil Japanese scientist named Ryuichi
Yamamoto who had tried secure funding for a robot army from the
sheik. The sheik decided against it, so Yamamoto killed himself and
had his consciousness transferred to a robot of his making—the guy
we saw perform the kidnapping. Now, the sheik must agree to fund
Yamamoto’s robot legion, or else his son gets it. I like the
subtitle in this scene: “a mad robot is trying to undermine social
security.”
Dr. Sara manages to create
the robot clone of Selina, who initially has a hard time coming to
grips with her new reality. Nonetheless, only the commissioner knows
the truth; the rest of the cops, including Selina’s boyfriend (or
suitor), Chou (David Wu, of In the Lineof Duty V and Tiger
Cage II). They rekindle their romance
while Anna goes undercover as a prostitute to flush out Yamamoto, who
has been out screwing harlots to death—quite literally. It won’t
be long before they find Yamamoto and he is going to wonder why the
police officer whom he murdered is still out and about as if nothing
happened…
Much like Inframan,
you do not go into a film like Robotrix
hoping to find anything resembling pseudo-science. The science
fiction elements are there in set dressing, but no attempt is made to
explain, even in gobblety-gook language, how memories are
transferred, how synthetic skin is made, or how anything else works.
This is a movie where “80s lightning” effects are run across the
body of a dead woman and suddenly a robot body looks like her—very
Metropolis level
of technology here. It is fascinating to see female robots with
sexual capabilities (to the point a man can go down on one and be
none the wiser), AI brains (in the case of Anna), and a full range of
movement (including martial arts), while 35 years later, we have
silicone sex dolls with AI voice and interactive capabilities, but
little actual movement—depending on who you talk to, we’re 5
years away from actual sex bots with realistic “movements”.
With that in mind, Robotrix
is very much an excuse to film a bunch of sex (and rape) scenes,
punctuated by the occasional fight sequence. I counted no fewer than
seven pairs
of breasts in this film, with four being displayed in the first five
minutes. There are two consensual sex scenes and two rape scenes—the
first rape starts consensual and then goes on after the woman decides
she cannot keep up with Billy Chow’s stamina. Billy Chow’s rear
end gets a lot of screentime, which is not
something I ever thought I’d say
about a movie and we even get a glimpse of his junk, too. All the sex
scenes are both very explicit and
lengthy, so smut fans will get their
fill, just as much as Chikako Aoyama and Amy Yip do in their
respective love scenes (there is no nudity from Amy, who does her
famous “Yip Tease” when lying down with Stuart Ong).
The fight scenes were staged
by Yuen Tak, who at the time was working on films like The
Dragon from Russia; Prince of the Sun;
and Saviour of the Soul.
The fighting is typical modern-day kickboxing of a late 1980s or
early 1990s movie. There are a few wire-assisted flourishes here, but
not many. The choreography is pretty much what you would see from
other non-fighter girls making movies at the time, think any movie
with Sibelle Hu, or Carrie Ng and Cheung Man in films like Cheetah
on Fire or Crystal Hunt. Only the finale really
disappoints, as it starts as a fight scene and then becomes a stunt
sequence involving a giant magnet and a trash compactor. I think
sleaze hounds will get more out of this than fight fiends, although
Billy Chow fans will certain enjoy him getting a lot of the
spotlight.
I've debated so many times whether or not to watch this. And I'm still waffling. Also this: "The science fiction elements are there in set dressing, but no attempt is made to explain, even in gobblety-gook language..." There's got to be a bad, tasteless, racist pun in there somewhere. (I know you're not intentionally making one. It just struck me funny using the term "gobblety-gook language" in a review of a Chinese film.)
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