Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Legend of Xin Qinji

Legend of Xin Qinji (1993)
Aka: Blood Legend of Xin Qi Ji
Chinese Title: 辛棄疾鐵血傳奇
Translation: Xin Qiji Iron-Blooded Legend

 


Starring: Liu Yanjun, Jiang Qinqin, Yang Xinzhou, Yu Rongkang
Director: Li Lingming
Action Director: Yu Daijun, Han Fuchun

 

Xin Qiji is a historical figure that I honestly do not know a lot about. He lived during the Song Dynasty (A.D. 960 – 1279), more specifically in the Jurchen-led Jin Dynasty. History lesson: When the Song Dynasty started, there were three major kingdoms that defined the geographical area that we know as modern-day China (and Mongolia). There was the Song Dynasty, led by the Han Chinese people, which occupied Northern and Southern China; the Liang Dynasty, led by the “proto-Mongol” Khitan people, which occupied Mongolia and Inner Mongolia; and finally, the Western Xia Dynasty, led by the Tibetan-adjacent Tangut people, which occupied Western China and part of the Tibetan plateau.

The three kingdoms were constantly involved in border conflicts with each other. Eventually, a fourth group, the Jurchens, hailing from Manchuria, appeared and conquered the Liang Dynasty and the Northern half of the Song Dynasty. At this point, the Song Dynasty has been labeled as the Southern Song Dynasty (A.D. 1127 – 1279). In the end, Genghis Khan and his Mongol hordes showed up, conquered the Jin and Song empires, utterly annihilated the Western Xia kingdom, and established the Yuan Dynasty in China.

Xin Qiji lived at a period that Jin and Southern Song Dynasties existed as uneasy neighbors. The Song emperor wanted to avoid prolonged conflict; the Jins wanted to unify China under their rule. Although he was a Han Chinese living in Jin Empire, he was taught patriotism by his grandfather and ultimately decided to side with the Song Dynasty. He led several insurrections against the Jurchens and ultimately defected over to the Southern Song empire.

Once in the Song Court, Xin Qiji’s opinions and counsels were ignored by the Emperor and his advisors. He became a minor official and started a series of sweeping reforms in the province he governed. Success often begets envy, and lots of other officials started persecuting him. He was essentially exiled, after which he became one of the most celebrated poets in Chinese history (plus one of the true Chinese patriots of that time period).

The film opens with Xin Qiji (played as an adult by Liu Yanjun) as a child, witnessing the murder of his father during an insurrection against the Jins. The culprit is 5th Prince Wu Shuai, one of the top people of the Jin court. Xin Qiji has his life spared by his adoptive grandfather, Ye Duan, who renounces his Song citizenship and becomes a Jin dynasty citizen. Ye Duan raises and educates both Xin Qiji and another boy, Dang Huaiying, in literature, philosophy, poetry, art, and the martial arts. When both men come of age, Ye Duan retires to a Buddhist temple to spend the rest of his days.

The two martial “brothers” take different paths in life. Dang Huaiying takes the public examination to become a Jin official. Meanwhile, Xin Qiji uses his martial skills and education, especially art, to observe and draw military maps of Jin outposts and military positions. This draws the ire of a Jin General, who tries to capture him. Fifth Prince Wu Shuai wants to recruit Xin Qiji to the Jin court, although the General thinks that’s a bad idea.

The General chases Xin Qiji to a tent where a Han scholar, Kong, is working as a historian and storyteller, whose stories are enjoyed by one of the other five princes. Kong challenges Xin Qiji to a duel under the guise of being a Jin loyalist. However, Kong is impressed by Xin’s dedication to the Song cause and reveals that he was a Deputy General under the command of the famous General Yue Fei, who fought against the Jin people (before being betrayed and killed by his own). Kong gives Xin Qiji a bunch of maps and documents he has amassed over the years to take back to Song territory. Kong is killed in a subsequent battle with the General and Xin Qiji is back on the run.

Xin Qiji ends up in the estate of a Mr. Fan Bangyan, a county magistrate. He also happens to be the future father-in-law of his brother, Dang Huaiying. A marriage between Dang and Fan’s daughter, Xiaguan (Jiang Qinqin, of Bloody Brothers and The Sino-Dutch War 1661), was arranged when they were young. Although Fan appears to be a faithful Jin servant, he is actually a Song patriot and sympathetic to Xin’s cause. Young Miss Fan also finds herself despising her future husband upon discovering that he’s a Jin official, and falls for Xin Qiji instead. Xin Qiji is captured (again) by the Fifth Prince, but Magistrate Fan and his daughter help him escape. Fan Xiaguan also puts on a cape and mask and helps him escape the Jins (yet again), where he ends up in the same temple where his adoptive grandfather has retired.

Legend of Xin Qin Ji
is more interesting for its history than for its storytelling in itself. There is a lot of melodrama, which can grate at times. A lot of the dialog comes in the form of poetry, which makes sense, given Xin Qiji’s reputation. Although Dang Huaiying becomes an official for the enemy, the script doesn’t exploit that for an epic battle of brothers, like Junbao and Tianbao in Yuen Woo-Ping’s The Tai Chi Master. Dang just hangs around the Fifth Prince and the General, but doesn’t really contribute anything to help or hurt the character. He almost feels superfluous. The film is interesting in that it depicts Fifth Prince Wu Shuai as a very wise and pragmatic person, as opposed to the General, who just wants to slay Xin Qiji where he stands. In the end, the General is probably the righter of the two, although history would dictate that it probably didn’t make a huge difference, because the Song Dynasty didn’t treasure Xin’s counsels anyway.

There are a number of fight scenes, most of which involve swordplay. The choreography is done in typical 1980s Mainland wushu style, so if you liked the swordplay in films like Kids from Shaolin, you should enjoy the action here. It is well done, especially the opening battle between the Song rebels and the Jin army. The General fights with a melon hammer, which is a nice bit of variety. The action stumbles in that the climax isn’t as good as it should have been. It is a final showdown between Xin Qiji and the Prince’s men at the temple. There is no definitive fight between him and Prince, or him and the General. He fights—to the soundtrack of a traditional Chinese song—and then escapes. Some intertitles inform us that he defected over to the Song Dynasty…etc.

I’m glad I finally watched this. It’s really unessential kung fu viewing, but it works as a historical-spiritual successor to Jimmy Wang Yu’s The Invincible Sword.

Saturday, April 27, 2024

The "Ju-On" Franchise

Ju-On: The Curse (2000)
Original Title: Ju’on (or Ju’en)
Translation: Grudge

 


Starring: Yûrei Yanagi, Yue, Ryôta Koyama, Hitomi Miwa, Asumi Miwa, Yumi Yoshiyuki, Kazushi Andô, Chiaki Kuriyama, Yoriko Dôguchi, Takako Fuji, Yûko Daike, Makoto Ashikawa
Director: Takashi Shimizu
Writer: Takashi Shimizu

 I saw the first Grudge film in the theater back in 2004. It was one of the few movies to legitimately scare me, right alongside Prince of Darkness (1987). Even though I was 22 at the time, I was still afraid of going to bed alone for a few weeks afterward. It was only in the past couple of years that I decided to revisit the Grudge franchise, starting with the first four Japanese films, and then the four Grudge movies, which I watched with my teenage daughter. I decided to watch the Japanese films again to write about for this site. So, let’s go.

T
he film is less than a coherent narrative and more of a series of vignettes, set in three different time periods, but played out of order.

“Toshio” and “Kayako” are the first segments to occur, chronologically speaking. It involves a teacher named Shunsuke Kobayashi (Yurei Yanagi, of the first two
Ringu films), who has been visiting his more truant students to find out how they’re doing. The next on his list is Toshio Saeki (Ryota Koyama), which is disconcerting to him, as he had gone to school with the boy’s mother, Kayako (Takako Fuji, who reprised the role in the other movies plus the Hollywood remake). Upon arriving at the house, he finds Toshio at home alone, battered and bruised, with the house in shambles. I’m not sure how Japanese law functions, but if this were the States, CPS and the police would be at the scene in no time. The longer Kobayashi stays at the house—waiting for the parents to arrive—the more likely he is to start sniffing around and discover what happened to Kayako…and why.

“Yuki,” “Mizuho” and “Kanna” are set later on, after the house has been sold to the Murakami family. Said family would be the matriarch Noriko (Yoriko Yoshiyumi, whose career appears to have been steeped in
pinku eiga) and her two adolescent children, Kanna (Kasumi Miwa, The Great Yokai War and Love + Pop) and Tsuyoshi (Kazushi Andoh, of 4444444444). Kanna has a full-time tutor, Yuki (Hitomi Miwa, of Crazy Lips), while Tsuyoshi has recently gotten himself a cute girlfriend, Mizuho (Chiaki Kurayama, of Battle Royale and Kill Bill Vol. 1). Yuki is hanging out at the Murakami household after her ward has gone to school to feed the class rabbit and is stalked by a creepy “croaking” voice. Kanna and Tsuyoshi disappear while at the school, and Mizuho finds herself being stalked by a ghostly Toshio.

Finally, there’s the “Kyoko” segment. Kyoko (Yuko Daike, of
Zatoichi and Fireworks) is a medium whose brother is the real estate agent in charge of selling the old Saeki residence. She immediately detects an evil presence in the house, warning her brother about selling it. It ends with her visiting the house, and one of the new residents staring creepily at her…

Ju-On: The Curse
is a very creepy movie, with some great visuals and a few memorable scenes. Some of the deaths and set pieces were incorporated into the Hollywood version of The Grudge, mainly the infamous scene involving the jawbone. What the film is not is a solid, coherent narrative. Part of the reason is that the rules are pretty simple: Go into the house, get haunted, and then die. I guess at this point of the story, not enough evil-ness has happened that anybody would be willing to really look into the wickedness of the place and do something about it.


Ju-On: The Curse 2 (2000)
Original Title: Ju’on 2 (or Ju’en)
Translation: Grudge 2

 


Starring: Ryôta Koyama, Takako Fuji, Yûko Daike, Makoto Ashikawa, Tomohiro Kaku, Kaori Fujii, Kaei Okina, Taizô Mizumura, Harumi Matsukaze
Director: Takashi Shimizu
Writer: Takashi Shimizu

 

The first time I watched Ju-On: The Curse 2, it was on YouTube in a video that had both Curse movies edited into a single entity. Watching them separately, I understand why: almost half of the film is simply a reprise of the “Kayako” and “Kyoko” segments of the first film. Why yes, this was a low-budget direct-to-video film. How could you tell?

I saw no difference between the two “Kayako” segments, but the “Kyoko” does have a little bit more than the first film. After discovering that her brother, Tatsuya (Makoto Ashikawa, of
Fireworks and Zatoichi), had sold the Saeki residence, Kyoko Suzuki (Yuko Daike) has a friend of hers do some digging into the history of the place. She learns of its sordid past and a little bit more: on the same night that Shunsuke Kobayashi was found dead in the Saeki residence, his wife was brutally murdered in their home. It is widely suspected that the culprit was Kayako’s husband. And what do you know? Tatsuya has recently divorced his wife, and he and his son Noboyuki (Tomohiro Kaku, of the “When They Cry” TV series) moved into the old Kobayashi residence.

Noboyuki has become increasingly strange and withdrawn. When Kyoko comes to check up on him, they both are witness to a vision of the murder of Manami Kobayashi at the hands of Takeo Saeki. And then he turns to face
them.

Then we get the “Tatsuya” segment. Following the events at the Kobayashi house, Kyoko has gone into a catatonic state. Tatsuya takes her and Noboyuki to his parents’ house to look after them. We learn that both Kyoko and the Suzuki patriarch (Taizo Mizumura) were both born with ability to see ghosts and other paranormal activity. Unfortunately, it doesn’t take long for the Saeki family curse to strike the Suzuki household. It also manifests itself at the origin house, where the Kitada family is now living. And from the looks of it, Kayako is set on possessing Mrs. Kitada (Kaori Fujii). And when it’s finally Noboyuki’s turn, we’ll see just how much the curse has spread…

In between these segments is one called “Kamio,” in which we learn that certain detectives have been investigating the Saeki residence. Unfortunately, the main detective, Yoshikawa, has suddenly gone mad. And his colleagues, Kamio and Îzuka, will learn about the dangers of being in contact with a cursed person.

The final segment, “Saori,” will come into play later.

On one hand,
Ju-On: The Curse 2 suffers from a 75-minute length, about 30 minutes of which consists of footage from the previous film. They could have skipped the “Kayako” reprise altogether, since at least the “Kyoko” segment has more footage than in the first film. That said, this movie does have something closer to a single narrative, as it mainly follows the fate of the Suzuki family (save the bookending segments), and in a linear fashion. It does build to a creepy climax in which we learn that if people don’t stop buying that darn residence and then coming into contact with other people (the nerve!), than all of Japan will be screwed eventually.

Ju-On: The Grudge (2002)
Original Title: Ju’on (or Ju’en)
Translation: Grudge

 


Starring: Megumi Okina, Misaki Itô, Misa Uehara, Yui Ichikawa, Kanji Tsuda, Kayoko Shibata, Yukako Kukuri, Shuri Matsuda, Yôji Tanaka
Director: Takashi Shimizu
Writer: Takashi Shimizu

 

The two Ju-On: The Curse films must have been successful enough on video that somebody gave Takashi Shimizu a bigger budget and a guaranteed theatrical release. This is where Shimizu really hit pay dirt, as the film made its debut at an American film festival and eventually caught the attention of Sam Raimi, who produced an American remake á la The Ring. The film has since entered critics’ estimation as one of the top Japanese horror films ever. Not bad for what started off as a straight-to-video horror programmer.

Like the two
Curse films, Ju-On: The Grudge is less of a single narrative and more of a series of vignettes presented out of chronological order. However, this film does acknowledge the previous two movies and the final segment from Ju-On: The Curse 2 feeds into one of the plot threads.

“Rika,” “Katsuya” and “Hitomi” - An unspecified amount of time after the events of the previous film, the haunted Saeki residence has become the abode of the Tokunaga family. Namely, salaryman Katsuya (Kanji Tsuda, of
Shin Godzilla and Fireworks); his wife, Kazumi (Shuri Matsuda); and Katsuya’s elderly mother, Sachie (Chikako Isomura, of “Ultraman Taro”). Sachie is borderline catatonic and requires extra care, so an agency regular sends a social worker to check up on her. Katsuya also has a sister, Hitomi (Misaki Ito), who regularly visits the family.

Of course, we know that this family isn’t long for this world. Katsuya finds himself being possessed by the vengeful spirit of Takeo Saeki. Kazumi is terrorized by the ghost of Toshio. And when the designated social worker mysteriously disappears, the agency sends volunteer Rika Nishina (Megumi Okina, of
Shutter and Howling Village) to check up on Sachie. She arrives to find the house empty except for Sachie-san, but soon discovers that the two are not alone…

“Toyama” is set shortly thereafter, in which a pair of police detectives are investigating the events that led to the deaths of Sachie, Katsuya and Kazumi. Their investigation leads them to employ the services of Toyama (Yoji Tanaka, of
Kill Bill and Death Note), a retired detective who was the only person to investigate the Saeki residence that didn’t end up dead or crazy, or simply disappear. After watching the security footage that goes some way to explain the fate of Hitomi Tokunaga, Toyama decides that it’s time to simply burn that accursed place to the ground…

“Izumi” is set about six years in the future, with Toyama’s daughter, Izumi (Misa Uehara), being one of the girls who visits the house in the “Saori” segment from
Ju-On: The Curse 2. She leaves the house just minutes before Kayako descends upon her friends. Feeling survivor’s guilt, Izumi locks herself in her bedroom and covers the windows with newspapers so that she doesn’t have to see the restless spirits of her “missing” friends stare at her.

Finally, we have “Kayako,” which is set concurrently to the events of Izumi. Rika Nishina has so far been the longest-surviving “victim” of the Saeki curse. She’s 23 now and is working as a social worker and doing well for herself. Her friend, Mariko, is working as a school teacher. And when Mariko is called upon to visit her students, she finds herself visiting the home of one truant boy named Toshio…

With better music, better photography, higher quality film stock, and just better production values all around,
Ju-On: The Grudge is a step up in most respects from its two predecessors. The plot structure is still the same, with there being about three different strands for the viewer to follow. You don’t need to watch the previous films to make sense of the movie, although it does help. Especially since the aforementioned “Saori” segment feeds into this film. It is consistently creepy and sometimes downright scary.

When this movie was remade for Hollywood in 2004, Stephen Susco’s script was a composite of the first half of this movie and the bookending segments of the first
Ju-On: The Curse, with some scares and deaths cribbed from the latter. That makes sense, since it means that we had something closer to a single plotline, with the second story thread being treated as a series of flashbacks to explain the origin of the curse. Just switch Sarah Michelle Gellar for Rika, English teacher Bill Pullman for Mr. Kobayashi, a family of American expatriates for the Tokunaga family, and the rest is pretty much the same.

On the same token, the second half of this film served as the basis for
The Grudge 2 from 2006. Ambler Tamblyn, playing Gellar’s sister, becomes the Future Rika equivalent. Like The Ring 2, this does make a token (if unnecessary) attempt to dig into the past of Kayako in an attempt to find a way to stop the curse. The Izumi segment undergoes an ethnic switch to yet another Caucasian American expatriate, although it ends up transporting the curse to Chicago. It more or less ends in the same way, thus paving the way for the direct-to-video The Grudge 3, which is not set in Japan. That said, critics attacked The Grudge 2 for being too scattershot, since there were three different plotlines to follow in segments presented out of order.

 

Ju-On: The Grudge 2 (2003)
Original Title: Ju’on 2 (or Ju’en)
Translation: Grudge 2

 


Starring: Noriko Sakai, Chiharu Niiyama, Kei Horie, Yui Ichikawa, Ayumu Saitô, Emi Yamamoto, Erika Kuroishi, Kaoru Mizuki, Shinobu Yûki, Takako Fuji, Yuya Ozeki, Shingo Katsurayama
Director: Takashi Shimizu
Writer: Takashi Shimizu

 

It is interesting to note that despite this film coming out before the American remake of the first movie did, none of its story was used in The Grudge 2 or 3. From a storytelling perspective, this movie benefits from a more focused story, even if the events are told out of order and can be confusing at times. I mean, instead of jumping back and forth between two or three sets of characters on two or three timelines, this one focuses on but a single set of characters on one timeline (only jumbled). So, that’s a step up, right? Right?

Kyoko Harase (J-pop singer Noriko Sakai) is an actress known in Japan as “The Queen of Horror,” although her career is taking her in the direction of more “respectable” television roles. Beyond a promising TV career, she is also engaged to Masashi Ishikura (Ayumu Saito, of the
13 Assassins remake) and is carrying his child. Their wedding is planned for the near future, presumably before the baby bump becomes too visible. Her next gig is on a TV docudrama about haunted houses, the next episode of which will be filmed at…you guessed it…the Saeki residence.

From the get-go, things are weird, albeit not apparent to everyone. Tomoka Miura (Chiharu Niiyama, best known for
Godzilla-Mothra-King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack), the actress playing the reporter, starts hearing strange thumping sounds in her apartment days before shooting is to begin. On the day of shooting, costume and make-up girl Megumi (Emi Yamamoto, who was appearing in rape-themed pinku films as young as 11), who apparently has some degree of psychic sensitivity, has a bad feeling about the house, particularly a strange stain on the floor. Finally, one of the extras, Chiharu (Yui Ichikawa, of Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead), has a vision of ghost boy Toshio (Yuya Ozeki) patting Kyoko’s belly.

It goes without saying that after shooting is wrapped, things go to hell. Tomoka and her boyfriend, Noritaka (Kei Horie, who played the Yellow Ranger in “Hyakujuu Sentai Gaoranger,” the basis for “Power Rangers: Wild Force”), both die under mysterious circumstances. Megumi returns to the studio and then simply disappears, with no security footage attesting to her having left the place. Most striking is that Kyoko and her fiancé are in a car crash, which among other things, results in a miscarriage. But after Kyoko recovers from her injuries, a trip to the doctor confirms that she’s
three months pregnant.

Although you may argue that the
Ju-On films are more outright scary than the Ringu trilogy, the Ring films have a better grip on how Sadako’s curse functions. You watch the video. You are given seven days. Sadako appears to you when your time is up. You die. End of story. There is one established way of beating the curse. Later films may add more to the lore, and let’s not even talk about Rasen, but it’s easy to get the gist of it all. And the tape was the limiting factor in the curse.

Kayako’s curse, on the other hand, is free-form to the point of annoyance. You visit the house. You are cursed. Kayako and Toshio haunt you for a day, or a week, or even several years. And then they come for you. And you die. Or just disappear. Whatever tickles Kayako’s fancy at the moment. And you get incorporated into the curse. Except for when you don’t. And sometimes
your house also gets cursed. Except for when it doesn’t. And anyone who meets a cursed person, but hasn’t been in the house, gets cursed. Except for when they don’t.

The last part is really a sticking point for me, since it reminds me of the problem I had with
Tomie’s lore, especially in the anthology film (which served as part two of the series). There’s no established limitation to the curse that prevents a Drexler’s Grey Goo scenario from stemming from a single curse. Think about it: the first time a peasant brutally kills his daughter after learning that she has been supplementing the family income at the local brothel, or some daimyo’s concubine and her samurai lover hack her husband to death to hide their illicit affair, a ju-on curse will start. And the people in that household will interact with the location. And then with people in the town or village. And then some merchant is going to get cursed for selling rice to a daimyo’s servant and take it to another village. And that village will get cursed. And within a generation or two, all of Japan is reduced to tormented spirits under the control of the first murdered person.

I also didn’t care for the final shot, since it contradicts what we know about Kayako. She isn’t inherently evil, like Sadako was hinted at being. She was weird, socially awkward and obsessive over a guy she liked (even after she got married), but she was not evil. The portrayal of her as such in that final scene didn’t strike me as being consistent with the narrative thus established. No sir, I don’t like it.

That said, the free-form approach to the “curse” gives
Ju-On: The Grudge 2 a wholly irrational feel, much like the best work of Lucio Fulci. It doesn’t make a lot of sense, but it does contribute to an overwhelming sense of mounting dread. If you can accept the curse as being so unfettered by logic that it can do what it does, you should find something to enjoy in this film.

  

Ju-On: White Ghost (2009)
Original Title: Ju’on: Shiroi Rojo
Translation: Grudge: Old White Woman

 


Starring: Akina Minami, Natsuki Kasa, Hiroki Suzuki, Mihiro, Aimi Nakamura, Marika Fukunaga, Chie Amemiya, Akiko Hoshino, Takuji Suzuki, Tsuyoshi Muro, Ichirōta Miyakawa, Chinami Iwamoto, Shūsei Uto
Director: Ryuta Miyake
Writer: Ryuta Miyake

 

The Ju-On: White Ghost/Black Ghost films were made in 2009 as a way to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the series, even though by that point, the only films being made were in Hollywood. They are unrelated in story to the four previous Japanese movies, save a random cameo by ghost boy Toshio (now played by Shusei Uto) that only serves to muddle the film’s scant story.

The Isobe family has recently moved into a haunted house. You might think that is a spoiler. But if you’re watching
Ju-On: White Ghost, you’ve probably seen all the other movies in the franchise. Therefore, you as the viewer know that moving into any house in a Ju-On film is risky business. The Isobe family consists of Kentaro (Eiichi Okubo), the patriarch; Miho (Sumire Arai), his trophy wife; Atsushi (Tsuyoshi Muro, of Hentai Kamen), Kentaro’s adult son; Junko (Aimi Nakamura), Kentaro’s adult daughter; Mirai (Chinami Iwamoto), Junko’s daughter; and Haru (Akiko Yoshino, of Tales of Terror from Tokyo and All Over Japan: The Movie), Kentaro’s dementia-ravaged mother.

The family dynamic is a bit skewed. Kentaro is the disapproving father who’s always bitter because his son hasn’t passed the Japanese equivalent to the BAR exam. He also doesn’t appreciate that Junko is a single mother and occasionally wonders aloud why his daughter didn’t abort Mirai. Aloud! Miho is to all appearances the man’s second wife and has taken on the role as homemaker, even though that bastard Kentaro seems to blame
her for his son’s screw-ups. And grandma Haru likes to put on wigs and make-up when she’s not playing with her grandson’s favorite basketball.

That said, Atsushi the son really does have a problem. Unlike the Saeki residence, this particular house exerts a
Shining or Amityville influence on him. I would initially assume that he is just a horrible scuzz-bucket. But we do catch glimpses of a ghost wandering around the house to let us know that the place is haunted. In any case, Atsushi’s descent into madness begins with his sexual abusing his niece. Some of this is witnessed by one of her school friends, Akane (Natsuke Kasa), although she is a bit too young to help. And once Atsushi fails his mock BAR exam, the pressure will be too much and the man will simply snap. And in a Ju-On film, we know what that means…

Like the other movies, the story is told out of order and jumps back and forth between timelines. Part of the film involves Akane as a teenager, now played by Akina Minami (of “Magical Heroine Magimajo Pures!”). Some of the segments involve other auxiliary characters, like the delivery boy who stumbles upon the aftermath of Atsushi’s bloodbath. The denouement is probably the “happiest” we’ve seen in a
Ju-On film up to this point.

The film suffers from some awful makeup effects. One of the ghosts—presumably of Haru—is a short person in a goofy mask running at the camera. And strangely enough, there was one instance where it spooked me. I’m not sure how to explain it. It’s like
Psycho when Bate’s “mother” runs into frame out of nowhere and you can’t help but jump. But that mask, apparently based on Sachie from Ju-On: The Grudge, was kind of silly.

T
he film is at its best when it’s ripping off Amityville Horror 2 instead of playing to the usual Ju-On tropes. The scenes of Atsushi interacting with Mirai are genuinely uncomfortable and her final fate recalls the endurance test that was Untold Story. Those scenes, plus one or two jump scares, make the film worth a view.

 

 

Ju-On: Black Ghost (2009)
Original Title: Ju’on: Kuroi Shōjo
Translation: Grudge: Black Young Girl

 


Starring: Ai Kago, Kōji Seto, Yuri Nakamura, Maria Takagi, Hana Matsumoto, Yuno Nakazono, Masanobu Katsumura, Shūsei Uto
Director: Mari Asato
Writer: Mari Asato

 

Apparently, I watched these movies out of order—despite their being released on the same day in Japan—as this movie takes place before the events of Ju-On: White Ghost and goes some way to explain why the house in the aforementioned film is haunted. I’m assuming that Takashi Shimizu by this point was too high and mighty to go back to Toei Video, because both of these films were helmed by other directors. In this case, it’s Mari Asato, a female director who seems to dabble in horror, suspense, and even did a film called Samurai Chicks. In this case, it’s sorta The Grudge Meets The Manitou.

Fukie Yokota (Hana Matsumoto) is a little girl who has some problems. One day, she simply collapses in her classroom, which is thankfully witnessed by a little boy her age. He informs their teacher, who takes her to infirmary. The school nurse dismisses the episode as a mild episode of anemia, and Fukie’s mother, Kiwako (Maria Takagi, of
Tokyo Zombie and Noroi, which incidentally is another way of pronouncing the Kanji for Ju-On) comes to pick her up. It is implied that her parents are estranged; Kiwako is upset with Mr. Yokota (Masanobu Katsumura, of Sonatine and Blade of the Immortal) when he suggests taking his daughter out to eat, instead of leaving her at home. We also learn that Yokota has been hitting on one of his employees, Ayano (Atashira’s Yuko Nakazono), making a desperate bid to get into her panties.

That same evening, Fukie goes into a trance and tells her dad that he’s going to kill a woman with his own hands. And that’s after she has a fit and collapses again. Kiwako takes her to the hospital, but doesn’t find anything wrong with her head. So, she takes her daughter to a psychologist instead. The psychologist performs a hypnotism routine on the girl, trying to bring back latent memories
of her in her mother’s womb. She has another fit, screaming something about “Why didn’t you want to give birth to me?” It’s back to the hospital for Fukie.

This is where it gets weird. In the next sequence of medical exams, the doctors discover a large cyst around her pubis area. They hypothesize that the cyst was actually a twin, but somehow Fukie absorbed it into her. It has been growing within her ever since. That piece of information turns the Superstition Dial in Kiwako up to 11. But…Kiwako has a sister, Mariko Mazuoka (Yuri Nakamura, of
The Sylvian Experiments) who just happens to be an exorcist. If all this craziness is caused by the angry spirit of the unborn child, then Mariko has the wherewithal to send the spirit on its way. But the first scene of the film should be an indicator of what direction that’s gonna go…

I like the premise of the villain being a malignant (in more ways than one) teratoma. I think the film handles the idea well and while not scary, it certainly makes for interesting viewing and a nice departure from four films’ worth of the Saeki family curse. Where I think the movie falters is in the out-of-order arrangement of the scenes, which makes it confusing as to when the deaths of certain auxiliary characters occur. I think
Ju-On: White Ghost did a better job in placing the visual cues to help the viewer put the puzzle pieces in order. That said, this film benefits from better make-up effects (and some CGI) than White Ghost. But the use of the Kayako’s infamous “death rattle” is out of place in this particular story.

Something that doesn’t make total sense is how this film leads into
White Ghost. [Warning: Spoiler Alert!] You see, the Mazuoka residence is the place that the Isobe family from White Ghost moves into. Given what happens to Mariko and her family, I can understand there being a ju-on curse in that particular residence. However, shortly before the “shocker” finale of Black Ghost, Kiwako receives a heavenly message from Mariko suggesting that she is not an angry spirit. But it is an apparition from Mariko in White Ghost that leads Atsushi into one of the rooms, where he is subsequently possessed. I’m really not sure what to make of that, only that two writer-directors make separate films in parallel can lead to certain details being bungled. There is also the question of “If Atsushi was possessed by a member of the Mazuoka family, why did he become a pedophile?” Was there something wrong with Mariko’s husband that was simply not brought up in Black Ghost?

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Nocturnity P.I. Volume 2 by Scott Blasingame

 Nocturnity P.I. Volume 2 by Scott Blasingame




Martial arts author extraordinaire Scott Blasingame returns to the snarky, fight-filled world of private investigator Parker Cassidy in this second anthology book.

For the uninitiated, Parker Cassidy is a cop-turned-P.I. who is also a former amateur kickboxer, known by his peers and fans as "The Kempo Kid." His mouth is as fast as his fists and kicks, and he unleashes a barrage of puns and dad jokes as he deals with the scummiest elements of our society...and I don't mean the President's cabinet. Although Blasingame is just as detailed and creative in the martial arts-in-prose as he is expected to be, he is a master of entertaining dialog and the characters are always fun to read, even when they are engaging in fisticuffs.

In volume 2, Cassidy finds himself taking on a plethora of new enemies: mobsters, seven-foot-tall mountains of muscle, arms dealers, gangbangers, crooked cops...the whole she-bang-a-bang. The stories also bring back supporting characters from the previous book, including "Joe Joe" the Bounty Hunter, Keith "Clubfoot" Cunningham, and a certain deadbeat dad. Some of his run-ins with villainy are directly related to stories from the previous anthology, which gives the collection a nice sense of continuity, like a mobster trying to save face from a scuffle at a chop-shop in the previous book.

The book also gives us not one, but two opportunities to see (or read) Parker interacting with his mother, who was the butt of so many jokes in the first story. And she really is a piece of work. One of the few people who can keep up with his sense of humor, she has a few tricks of her own up her sleeve when the bad guys get in too close.

The best story is "Worst First Date," in which Parker has a reunion with a character from Volume 1. That one is filled with fighting, gunplay, romance, intrigue and even some heartbreak. Great writing from Scott. As in the last book, the anthology ends in a sparring match between Parker and another character, although Scott finds some creative ways to not make it a simple rehash of "Sparring Partners." And as usual, I enjoy the banter between those two particular characters. And one running theme of the stories is that very few of them end with him getting paid; a lot of the drama that he is getting mixed up in occurs after hours, or circumstances prevent him from making the meager salary he already earns. Poor guy. Wants to do the right thing. Takes the lumps to get it done. And then has nothing to show for it.

Thursday, April 18, 2024

3 Capsule Reviews of Kung Fu films from 1973

Chinese Kung Fu and Acupuncture (1973) - 
Chinese Title: 中國針灸
Translation: Chinese Acupuncture




Starring
Chen Ming, Shao Pei-Yu, Tsao Chien, Sun Yueh, Yu Sung-Chao, Lan Yun, Chiang Ching-Feng
Director: Sun Sheng-Yuen
Action Director: Chan Long, Lin Feng-Sheng


Taiwanese basher told as a story about the greatness of acupuncture from a modern-day practitioner to a 
gwailo reporter. A bunch of Japanese priates led by a karate expert named Haishan (Lan Yun, of Heroine Susan and Enter the Panther) show up at a Chinese coastal village to rape the women and kill the menfolk. They are assisted by their interpreter, Ng Tuk (Sun Yueh, Lightning of Bruce Lee), whose family resides in that same village. Some of the pirates are killed by a local girl named Pak Yu-Mei (the lovely Shao Pei-Yu), who is suffering from some disease, but goes into undercranked kung fu overdrive whenever she jams a pair of acupuncture needles into her neck.

After the first scuffle with the pirates, the villagers get another acupuncturist, Chao Hung-Wu (Chen Ming, of the awful Kung Fu Rebels), to teach kung fu to the local militia. Chao gets in a fight with Haishan and is almost beaten to death. He is healed by a Taoist priest (Tsao Chien, of Infernal Street and The Hero of Chiu Chow), whose acupuncture treatment improves his kung fu. In his next fight with Haishan, he holds his own, and the Japanese pirate is defeated by Pak Yu-Mei's acupuncture skills. Ng Tuk takes the injured Haishan back to Japan and presents him to his master, the karate grandmaster Wuchuanhou (Yu Sung-Chao, who also was in Lightning of Bruce Lee). Wuchuanhou goes to China and beats the hell ou of Hung-Wu, but gets beaten by the Taoist priest when he tries to steal the guy's acupuncture manual. So, he gets a powerful katana expert (Lu Biao) to go to China and fight the heroes. And then that expert's brother (Wei Yi-Ping) gets involved in the fracas, too.

The action was staged by Chan Long (My Life is on the Line) and Lin Feng-Sheng (Stormy Sun/Super Man-Chu) and it's pretty good, surprisingly. I was skeptical at first because the first brawl had a lot of punches and kicks that were obviously not connecting and looked bad, even by early 70s standards. It gets better as the film progresses, though. There is a fair amount of undercranking, which is completely unnecessary and even laughable, especially the first time that Shao Pei-Yu sticks herself with acupuncture needles. This film is interesting in that acupuncture is used to heal, paralyze one's enemies (a lá Kiss of the Dragon) and jump-start one's kung fu. Lead actor Chen Ming is actually adept at screen fighting, so much so that I'm surprised he did so little in the genre. Chan Long shows up in the first melee and shows off some great moves, too. Too bad he doesn't fight after that. The final fight does drag on as many of these movies are wont to do. Chinese Kung Fu and Acupúncture is very much a cheapo-basher flick, but there are some good fights in it.


Lightning of Bruce Lee (1973)
Chinese Title: 勢不兩立
Translation: Unequal Power Stand




Starring: Lei Jun, Chin Kang, Chiang Fan, Liu Lili, Si Sin-Dai, Sun Yueh, Yu Sung-Chao
Director
Chung Gwok-Hang
Action Director: n/a


Despite the title--which is the original English title and not what the US distributors tacked on later--this is not an actual Brucesploitation film, but just a generic basher. The movie begins with two men (Lei Jun, who worked a lot with Jimmy Wang Yu, and Chin Kang, of 
The Snake Girl Drops In) mourning the death of their master. Chin Kang is a bit more ambitious and wants money and fame, much to the chagrin of his senior martial brother. The two scuffle and Chin makes a break for it. Some time later, Lei Jun arrives in a town to visit his girlfriend, Chin Chin (Chiang fan), whose father has recently died. The local loan shark/pimp (Sun Yueh, of The Pedicab Driver) is trying to force Chin Chin into prostitution to pay off a loan for her father's medical bills. The pimp in turn works for a crime boss, played by Duel with Samurai's Yu Sung-Chao. We later learn that Chin Kang is also working for him. Lei Jun steals some opium from some other thugs to pay off Chin Chin's loan, but the bad guys won't let him off that easily...

The fighting is pretty much constant, especially in the last 25 minutes or so. Lei Jun looks like he has training, but his skills are limited and he looks soft boned performing his moves. He throws up his hands whenever he kicks, making him look like he's going to fall over. Much better is Chin Kang as his brother, who packs a bit more power in his punches and kicks. The final fight between the two men and Yu Sung-Chao goes on for a very long time, for people who like endless basher movie finales. The best fighter in the cast is Pan Chang-Ming, who plays Sun Yueh's main enforcer. Pan Chang-Ming is mainly known as a C-list fight choreographer, working on lesser Angela Mao films like 
Duel with the Devils and Proud Horse in Flying Sand. His kicks trump those of all the other cast members and his punches are a lot crisper, too. Too bad he wasn't the main villain.


Superior Youngster (1973)
aka: Karado, the Hong Kong Cat; Karado, the Hand of Death; Super Kung Fu Kid
 
Chinese Title: 小霸王
Translation: Little Overlord




Starring: Nick Cheung Lik, Bolo Yeung Sze, James Nam Seok-Hoon, Fong Yau, San Kuai, Mars, Tong Tin-Hei, Lee Tin-Ying
Director: Joseph Kong
Action Director: Wong Chi-Ming, Pao Jia

Pre-Enter the Dragon basher with a very similar cast to Tough Guy, which I liked a lot. There's Nick Cheung Lik, Fong Yau, San Kuan, Anna Ho, plus a bevy of stuntmen who went on to bigger things: Alan Chui, Tony Ching Siu-Tung, Yuen Biao, Yuen Bun, Billy Chan, and Mars. I was very impressed with Nick Cheung Lik and I need to watch more of his films.

Cheung Lik plays Ah Lung, a super-talented kung fu fighter who has an overdeveloped sense of justice, not unlike Alexander Fu Sheng's character in New Shaolin Boxers. After getting in a bunch of fights at home, he and his mother take a boat down the river to a village where his brother, Man Ho (James Nan), is  supposed to be staying. He finds out that his brother works for the local crime boss, Tiger (Bolo Yeung). Man Ho offers to get him a job with Tiger--who we learn is associated with the one of the local warlords--but Ah Lung turns him down. Some of the Warlords officers (Fong Yau and San Kuai) show up and it's basically non-stop fighting from there on out.

The action was staged by Wong Chi-Ming and Pao Jia. The latter had no real credit besides this. Wong Chi-Ming did stuntwork in close to 200 films during the 1970s, 1980s and 1990s. He was also a member of Yuen Bun's Stunt Team, contributing to the action in films like City War and Blood Stained Tradewind, in addition to some late-period Shaw films. Cheung Lik steals the show with his fast kicks and nunchaku skills. The final fight between him and Bolo Yeung on a ship goes on forever, with the two throwing down with fisticuffs, nunchaku, knives, bamboo poles and even anchors. In fact, the last 17 minutes can be characterized as extended fight at a quarry->prolonged fight on the beach->protracted fight on a ship. The film is worth it to watch Cheung Lik kick so much butt, even if the acting and dubbing are often laughably bad. That said, it isn't a film for newbies. 

Saturday, April 13, 2024

3 Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995)

3 Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995)

 


Starring: Michael Treanor, Max Elliott Slade, Chad Power, Victor Wong, Charles Napier, Crystle Lightning, Patrick Kilpatrick, Don Shanks, Sheldon Peters Wolfchild
Director: Shin Sang-ok (as Simon Sheen)
Action Director: Lam Man-Cheung, Liu Han-Ching

 

I was ten years old when 3 Ninjas came out, although I don’t think I caught it until I was 11. I watched a few times at different friends’ houses, although by that time, I was already corrupted by the works of Jeff Speakman, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal. When Professor Toru Tanaka showed up in that movie, I was thinking of him killed people with single blows in The Perfect Weapon and wondering how those young upstarts could beat him without taking a hit. But the fact of the matter is, if you were into martial arts as a kid and had parents who actually enforced the Ratings System in your house, then stuff like TMNT and 3 Ninjas is what you had before Jackie Chan came along.

3 Ninjas Knuckle Up
was the second sequel, even though it was filmed almost back-to-back with the first one. I’m not sure what the rights/distribution issues were, but the film’s release in the States was delayed by three years, coming out to little fanfare in 1995 (although I still remember seeing trailers for it on TV). The “real” second sequel, 3 Ninjas Kick Back, ended up coming out first. That film actually had new actors to play Rocky and Tum Tum, so it would definitely odd to watch that movie, see the new cast, and then see Knuckle Up and see the original cast members.

The movie starts out with Grandpa (Victor Wong, of
Big Trouble in Little China and Year of the Dragon) and the three titular characters heading out to the countryside for some R&R. On their way to their cabin, they witness a fight between some Native American protestors and the Standard Evil Capitalist, Jack (Charles Napier, of Dinocroc and Rambo: First Blood, Part 2), over the latter dumping something into a landfill on their lands. The next day, the boys are getting some pizza when a young Native American girl (Crystle Lightning) shows up to harass some redneck goons working for Jack about her dad. Their leader, J.J. (Patrick Kilpatrick, of Showdown and Death Warrant), tries to manhandle her in front of everyone, but Colt (Max Elliott Slade) and Tum Tum (Chad Power) step up to plate and beat the goons up something fierce.

Although Grandpa admonishes them for fighting in public, they resolve to help the girl, Jo. Jo’s father, Charlie (Don Shanks, of
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers and Urban Legends: Bloody Mary), has disappeared and she’s sure that Jack has kidnapped him. The boys hide out in the bed of J.J.’s pick-up truck, who unwittingly takes them to Jack’s landfill, where they’re hiding Jack. The boys return to town and start preparing for a ninja raid on the landfill. One big fight scene later, Jack has been rescued and he reveals that he has disk with proof that Jack is contaminating the landfill with non-EPA-approved chemical waste.  However, on the day of the public hearing with an EPA analyst, Jack hires a bunch of mercenaries and a biker gang to kidnap Jo and force Jack into not presenting the disk. Only the 3 Ninjas can save the day.

Does
3 Ninjas have a story? Yes, with topical issues like environmental pollution and Native American land rights. You’d expect a kids’ movie like this to try to address something on the level that children could get. It certainly beats the thrice-damned “Believe in Yourself” theme that most kids’ movies try to present. Is there anything resembling character development? No, not really. Colt and Rocky (Michael Treanor) are almost interchangeable, with the only difference between them being that Colt visibly has a crush on Jo. Tum Tum sticks out because of all the running gags about the bottomless pit that is the child’s stomach. And being a kids’ film (as opposed to a family film), there are lots of dumb one-liners and goofy sound effects that would entertain the under-10 crowd.

There is a lot of action, staged by Taiwanese legend Lam Man-Cheung (billed by his Mandarin name, Lin Wan-Chang). Lam is best known for the
Kung Fu Kids films and I assume he was hired on account of his involvement in that series, that was popular in many parts of the world (in addition to its native Taiwan). The action here falls somewhere between your typical Hollywood martial arts movie and his work in Taiwan. It’s a far cry from the superlative Kung Fu Kids VI, but it certainly has more energy than your average Don “the Dragon” Wilson opus. If I have a complaint about the action, it’s that the 3 Ninjas never go “complete ninja” in the movie. No hoods, masks, shuriken or katana. The most we get are a pair of make-shift nunchaku and some tetsubishi made of barbed wire. I also saw references to Enter the Dragon; Operation Condor; and Project A in the fights.

Children and martial arts fans can expect a respectable number of fights, which are played for laughs, but are filled with genuine skill. The first fight at the pizza parlor mainly focuses on Colt and Tum Tum. The second big fight occurs at the landfill, where the 3 Ninjas fight against Jack’s goons on and around a trash compactor conveyor belt. It certainly has the feel of a Jackie Chan fight—choreographer Lam had worked with JC himself on
Fantasy Mission Force and Island of Fire. This features more work from Rocky, who fights with the nunchaku at one point.

The third fight is more of all-out brawl between our heroes and Jack’s goons at the Indian Reservation. This is notable because Grandpa shows up to fight, too. Victor was 65 at the time and as far as I know, he never had any actual martial arts knowledge. He’s doubled the entire time—any move her performs is with his back to the camera. Veteran Hollywood stuntman Al Goto, who has amassed almost 300 credits as a stuntman and/or stunt coordinator, is Victor’s stunt double. The finale runs about ten minutes long, with the three kids fighting an endless army of mercenaries at an Old West ghost town. Although the scene is pure martial arts, there are some comic moments, like a gag involving a juke box and Rocky and Tum Tum fighting to the tune of Mariachi music and tango music.

Michael Treanor, who plays Rocky, was a black belt in both
Taekwondo and karate by the time he made this, so he has the skills for this and gets more than a good showcase for them. Treanor retired from acting shortly after this film. According to an MTV article dated 2013, Michael remained active in the martial arts, but was working in the financial sector in Washington D.C. as of the writing of the article. Max Elliot Slade, who plays Colt, trained in Gosuku-Ryu karate, which is a composite of Shotokan and Goju-Ryu karate. He arguably gets the best showcase throughout the entire movie. He retired after a small role in Apollo 13 and got a degree in Anthropology and was teaching Yoga in Southern California at one point. Much like Chen Chung-Jung in the Kung Fu Kids movies, Tum Tum in mainly a comic foil and not the character you expect actual martial arts from. Chad Power also stopped acting in the mid-90s, going on to play football in college and become an assistant high school football coach.

As nostalgia functions on a 30-year loop, it is time for
3 Ninjas to be remade. Now that you can get away with a lot more in a PG-13 film than ever before, you can have some great fight action without all those unnecessary Boing! sound effects to keep the MPAA happy. And since the mainstream Martial Arts film hasn’t been in the best condition over the past few years, something to get more kids into the genre is what we need.

Sunday, April 7, 2024

Drunken Master II (1994)

Drunken Master II (1994)
Aka: Legend of the Drunken Master
Chinese Title: 醉拳II
Translation: Drunken Fist II

 


Starring: Jackie Chan, Anita Mui Yim-Fong, Ti Lung, Felix Wong Yat-Wah, Lau Kar-Leung, Hoh Wing-Fong, Cheung Chi-Kwong, Andy Lau Tak-Wah, Hon Yee-Sang, Ho-Sung Park, Chin Ka-Lok, Bill Tung Biu
Director: Lau Kar-Leung
Action Director: Lau Kar-Leung, Jackie Chan’s Stuntman Association

 

I first learned of Drunken Master II back in 1995 when I picked up a special summer issue of “Inside Martial Arts” (not to be confused with “Inside Karate,” “Inside Kung Fu,” and “Black Belt”). There was an article in it about the Top Modern Martial Arts Movies, or in other words, the best martial arts films made from 1990 on. Four of the picks were Jackie Chan movies: Police Story 3: Supercop; Operation Condor; City Hunter; and Drunken Master 2[1]. Interestingly enough, this sounded like the least interesting of the bunch.

When I started collecting Jackie Chan films in earnest in the summer of 1997, I scooped up almost everything that was available (save the obvious Jackiesploitation VHS tapes). It was in the book Jackie Chan: Inside the Dragon by Clyde Gentry III that I learned that Drunken Master II not only featured one of his best fights, but was one of his best movies, period. It wasn’t until winter of 1998 that I found this movie at a Suncoast at the old K-Street Mall in Downtown Sacramento. It was right after Christmas, but my wonderful mom was still willing to fork over 20 dollars to pick up the Tai Seng VHS of Drunken Master II, in widescreen with burned-on subs. I watched it that night and was amazed. Some of the best martial arts fighting I had ever seen up to that point was on that tape.

When the film came out in 2000 as Legend of the Drunken Master, I had my dad take me to see it—he wasn’t the type that would brave normal subtitles, let alone burned-on ones. We watched it and he enjoyed it—he got a kick out of Anita Mui’s character. I also showed this to my friends and it entered the realm of the Classics. I actually lent to several friends from both groups, all of whom really enjoyed it. For the past thirty years, Drunken Master 2 has enjoyed a strong reputation among martial arts fans—casual and hardcore—and currently enjoys a 7.5 rating on the IMDB.

The film opens somewhere in Northern China, with healer Wong Kei-Ying (Ti Lung, of Opium and the Kung Fu Master and The Savage 5) and his son, Fei-Hung (Jackie Chan), and servant Tso (Cheung Chi-Kwong, of Midnight Caller and Model from Hell), on their way back to Foshan after a trip procuring medical supplies. While waiting to board the train, one of the soldiers declares that everybody has to pay taxes on their purchases. When Fei-Hung learns that the foreigners are exempt from taxation, he hatches a plan to hide a box of ginseng in a foreigner’s suitcase.

Sometime later, the train stops at a small town where the locals can hawk food to the passengers. Wong Fei-Hung sneaks into the foreigner’s baggage car via a clever gag involving geese and ducks and tries to get his box of ginseng. The thing is, there’s another man, Fu Man-Chi (Lau Kar-Leung, of My Young Auntie and Seven Swords), in the car who’s stealing a box with an identical cloth cover. The two get into a fight, with Fu muttering something about Wong Fei-Hung being a “traitor” (or “lackey”). They fight to a standstill, with Fei-Hung having to run back to the train before it leaves. This is where it gets interesting. The foreigners—mainly British, with a few Chinese employees—report something missing from their baggage and the head security officer orders his men to search all the passengers. When they reach the Wongs’ seats, Fei-Hung discovers that the box of ginseng actually contains an Imperial Seal. Before he (and his father) get into real trouble, a young Intelligence Officer (Andy Lau, of Drunken Master III and House of Flying Daggers) vouches for them.

Once back in Foshan, Wong Fei-Hung tells his stepmother, Ling (Anita Mui, of Miracles and The Heroic Trio), what had transpired on the train. This leads to an extended comic scene involving an oversized carrot (or radish) and tree roots passing as fake ginseng. Anyway, while Fei-Hung is mixed up in the search for a ginseng substitute, we learn that the British consulate also owns the local foundry. They want the Chinese workers to increase their hours without due compensation, and send the new foreman, Henry (Ho-Sung Park, who played Liu Kang in the Mortal Kombat video game), to beat them into compliance. Well, it works. We also learn that the British consul (Louis Roth, of Shanghai Shanghai and Ninja Commandments) covets the land that Po Chi Lam, Wong Kei-Ying’s clinic, sits on because it doubles as a kung fu school during the evening and interrupts the consul’s sleep. Uh, okay. Jerk.

Things start to get sticky because the Consul’s men, led by John (Ken Low, of Holy Virgin vs. the Evil Dead and Crystal Hunt), still suspect that the missing Jade Seal is still in Fei-Hung’s possession. One day, Ling is out with her mahjong friends pawning off her prized necklace in order to buy some new ginseng. One of John’s men steals the necklace, most likely to trade back for the seal. This leads to a huge fight between Wong Fei-Hung and the consul’s thugs, including Henry. Fei-Hung gets incredibly drunk thanks to his stepmother’s intervention and beats the hell out of everybody, but attacks his dad when the latter shows up to break up the fight. The results in a huge fight between him and his dad, ending with the latter disowning his son…again (you’ll understand if you’ve seen the first Drunken Master). That evening, John and his men find Wong Fei-Hung in a drunken bout of self-pity, which leaves him vulnerable to John’s kung fu, which is better than Henry’s. They beat him, strip him, and leave hanging from an arch as a message…

Despite the title and Jackie Chan reprising his role as Chinese folk hero Wong Fei-Hung, there isn’t any continuity between this film and the original Drunken Master that shot him to stardom. Historically, the film doesn’t make sense as it’s ostensibly set in the Republic Era, probably between 1912 and 1914. The real Wong Fei-Hung lived from 1847 to 1925, so he would’ve been in his mid-60s when this film is set. Instead, Jackie Chan, who was 39 at the time of filming, plays the character in his early 20s. So, Drunken Master II doesn’t present anything solid from a historical of film continuity perspective.

The film is famous for the falling out that Jackie Chan and director Lau Kar-Leung had during filming. A lot of their disagreements stemmed from how to approach the action. There were disagreements between Jackie and Lau Kar-Leung in just how much wire-fu should be included, in addition to things like camera angles and fight editing. Lau Kar-Leung has generally been a stickler for authenticity in technique over the aesthetic flourishes that his peers are known for. He himself played a drunken master in a cameo appearance in Heroes of the East (1978). It is quite probable that had he remained on board for the entire project, the fights might have been closer in spirit to Gordon Liu’s drunken duel with the Japanese karate master from that movie: true to the drunken forms of Hung Gar (and Lau Gar), but not necessarily something 90s audiences were looking for.

What I don’t know is how much their arguments over the action choreography impacted the final script. I say that because it’s clear that this movie has some notable story issues.  This is most notable in the disappearance of Andy Lau’s character from the film following the train sequence. I don’t know if his character was supposed to be a secret villain or an actual ally, and we may never know. I also think that some of the supporting good guys, like the ones played by Chin Kar-Lok (who has doubled for Jackie on a number of occasions) and Lau Kar-Yung, could have been better explained. In the final product, it’s like “Who’s that short guy with the chin-length hair fighting with the good guys?”

The external conflict is reminiscent of the plot of Dragon Lord (1982), Jackie’s last traditional kung fu movie—if you don’t count The Fearless Hyena 2. Something about the British smuggling rare treasures and antiques out of China to put on display at the notorious British Museum, which is involved in controversies over its artifacts to this very day. The internal conflict has more to do with his troubled relationship with his older, wiser, and more traditional father, Wong Kei-Ying. Interestingly enough, Ti Lung is only seven years older than Jackie. The two fight extensively over Fei-Hung’s use of both the drunken style and drinking in order to perform it. Anita Mui steals the show as Ling, Fei-Hung’s fast-talking stepmother, who is always trying to mediate things between the two conflicting generations of Wongs. She adds just the right amount of overacting to her role, whether she’s picking fights with John’s goons in public or trying to weasel her away out of culture-sanctioned spousal abuse with her husband. I think few people will watch this and come away not loving that woman. God give rest to her soul, that Anita Mui. I think the rapport between these three actors—Jackie Chan, Ti Lung, and Anita Mui—is enough to make up for the storytelling deficiencies.

Plus, you know, the action.

There are four major set pieces and a few smaller ones. The first big fight practically starts off the film and is a traditional kung fu fight between Wong Fei-Hung and Fu Man-Chi, i.e. the director himself. It is a meeting of supreme martial arts talent, not unlike Sammo fighting Lau Kar-Leung in The Pedicab Driver five years prior. The two duke it out with a spear and saber beneath a train, which is where the choreography shines. Shooting fights is cramped spaces is always a dicey approach, but these two treat it as if it were child’s play. They then go at it hand-to-hand in a barn (of sorts) and Chan uses his drunken boxing style, albeit while sober, performing moves like “Drunken Man Lying on the Battlefield.”

The next big fight is Jackie Chan versus Henry and the thugs in the public square. This is where he really busts out the drunken boxing, and is full of great moves and neat combinations. Fans of the first film will be happy to see him unleash all of the Eight Drunk Gods. Our favorite is Jun Holding the Pot (or Lan’s Waist Attack), where he spins his opponent’s head between his arms like a hula hoop. There’s also a nice seven-hit combo in perfect traditional form that Chan performs on a stuntman before he gets drunk. My friends and I always got a good laugh out of that one.

The third fight is the infamous Axe Gang fight, where Jackie Chan and Lau Kar-Leung team up to fight an entire army of Axe Gang members (led by Hsu Hsia, who played The King of Sticks in the first film) at a tea house. This fight feels like your typical 1980s Jackie Chan melee, complete with dozens (and I mean dozens) of stuntmen falling off railings, out of windows, off of roofs, and onto tables and other breakable furniture. At one point, Jackie Chan picks up a bamboo pole and starts fending off the nonstop onslaught of attackers. But he really gets the advantage when the hatchets break up the pole: broken bamboo is notoriously sharp, ya’ know.

The foundry finale has often been cited as one of the greatest fight sequences of all time. It’s broken up in three sections. In the first, Jackie Chan squares off with a muscular European man, played by Vincent Di Tuataane. Di Tuataane originally was a bodyguard for French officials, so I think that says enough about his martial arts capabilities. He fights with a chain, that he either swings or wraps around his arm to enhance his punches. Chan bests him with (sober) drunken boxing. The second part is more vintage Chan, where he faces off with a handful of low-level stooges armed with metal poles and hooks, while John and Henry throw obstacles at him. It is very much a video game-esque fight, but the choreography is phenomenal, especially as Chan has to fend off multiple armed attackers while simultaneously avoiding falling objects.

Finally, he throws down with John, played by his then-bodyguard, Ken Low. Ken Low was a Muay Thai champion in SE Asia before moving to Hong Kong and the man can kick like nobody’s business. My friends and I called them “Machine Gun Kicks,” because he of how many he could fire off in rapid succession without lowering his leg. At one point, Jackie is kicked onto a bed of hot coals, a stunt they had to do twice because he didn’t like the way he fell the first time. Famously, Chan can only get the upper hand after drinking methanol, or wood alcohol. The last part is reminiscent of the finale of The Young Master (1980), where Chan goes into complete rage mode, unleashing all the Drunk Gods in rapid succession, similar to the earlier fight in the town square.

It should be noted that Henry, played by Korean Taekwondo stylist Ho-sung Park, was supposed to be Chan’s final opponent. However, according to the IMDB, he sprained his angle and had his part in the finale reduced. Chan has said that Park couldn’t keep up with the Hong Kong style of fight choreography, especially when they were often hitting each other for real.

Some time ago, I did a poll at the Kung Fu Fandom forum about the members’ favorite fights from movies that multiple classic duels and melees. When I did Drunken Master 2, the fight between him and Lau Kar-Leung got 9.09% of the votes, the Axe Gang fight got 9.09% of the votes, and the finale got 81.82% of the votes for an easy win. And speaking of winning, Jackie Chan’s Stuntman Association and Lau Kar-Leung won two awards for Best Action Choreography: one at the Hong Kong Film Awards and another at Taiwan’s Golden Horse Awards. The entire movie is Jackie Chan fighting at his absolute best. He may have films with better plots. He may have films with better stuntwork. He may have films with better acting, although he does great here. But the fighting is second to…well, few, if any.



[1] - The Other films on the list were Double Impact; Lionheart; Yes, Madam! (yes, they got the year wrong); Once Upon a Time in China; Rapid Fire; Iron & Silk; Showdown in Little Tokyo; The Perfect Weapon; and Marked for Death.

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