Saturday, October 28, 2023

Bewitched (1981)

Bewitched (1981)
Chinese Title:
Translation: To Bewitch[1]

 


Starring: Ai Fei, Melvin Wong Gam-San, Fan Lei, Lily Chan Lee-Lee, Wu Pei-Chin, Choi Kwok-Hing, Wong Siu-Ming, Leung Seung-Wan, Hussein Hassan, Jenny Leung Jan-Lei
Director: Kuei Chih-Hung

 

Bewitched is certainly an interesting film, with a pseudo-documentary approach to its subject matter, which is black magic/witchcraft. It is not the first film from Hong Kong to do that—the Shaw Brothers had already produced the legendary Black Magic as early as 1975. And much like that movie, at least part of the story involves a jilted lover seeking revenge against the man who exploited her. But Bewitched almost feels less interested in telling a story per se and more about informing us how black magic is performed.

The movie opens with a dad and his children having a picnic at a park. The fun and games is interrupted by the discovery of a dead body belonging to a little girl. The police, led by Bobby Wong King-Sun (Melvin Wong, of
Descendant of Wing Chun and Righting Wrongs), immediately step in to investigate who the victim is. She is ultimately identified as the daughter of a businessman named Stephen Lam Wai (Ai Fei, of Clans of Intrigue and The Sentimental Swordsman). Lam is arrested for the murder of his daughter—the method of which involved driving a freakishly long nail into her skull—and sentenced to death. End of story.

But is it? During his trial, Lam claimed to be under the power of a magical spell when he committed the crime, although (obviously) nobody took him seriously. While in jail, Lam requests an audience with Bobby to tell him his story. Earlier that year, Lam had gone to Thailand on a business trip, but apparently had some days off for some leisure—by which I mean he wanted to “sample the local cuisine.” Considering that Thailand is one of the sex tourism capitals of the world, that is not surprising. He meets a pretty young lady named Bon Brown (
Brutal Sorcery’s Lily Chan Lee-Lee, not to be confused with Lily Li Li-Li, or Lily Lee Lee-Lee). Although both can communicate in broken English, when Bobby asks about her profession, he misreads her hand gestures to assume she’s a masseuse-cum-prostitute (she’s actually a typist). His initial attempt to woo her on the spot—or at least purchase her “services”—is rejected, making him think that he’ll have to try a lot harder to be deemed a worthy client.

To this end, Lam buys her a necklace with the word “Love” to try to charm his way into her panties. He also offers her money to take him to the city of Pattaya and show him a good time. She accepts the faux-tourist guide job and off they go. However, one topless jaunt at the beach later, the two are getting intimate. Ultimately, Stephen has to go home to work and family. Bon Brown meets him at the airport and gives him a special necklace, reminding him that he needs to come back to see her in Thailand on June 30
th, although she doesn’t explain why. Stephen goes back to Hong Kong and, as you would expect, talks to his colleagues with the mentality of, “Bros, look who I banged while in Thailand!”

June thirtieth comes and goes without Lam giving it the slightest of thought. But the next evening, when he’s trying to get frisky with his girlfriend (Jenny Leung, of
Hong Kong Emmanuelle and Hex vs Witchcraft), he finds out that he can’t get it up anymore. And then the necklace bleeds a strange brown liquid onto his chest, which stains it completely. And then he starts to hallucinating that his daughter is trying to kill him. And that is ultimately what drives him to kill her. Stephen Lam still believe that he is cursed and asks Bobby Wong to investigate the case in his stead.

Bobby Wong ultimately agrees and takes a holiday in Thailand. Wong’s wife, Mary (Fan Lei, of
Escort Girls and Empress Wu), is originally from the Yunnan province, which borders on a few SE Asian countries, and is home to the Miao people, whose belief system includes Shamanism. This isn’t discussed overtly in the film, but it goes some way to explain why Mary has a natural belief in black magic and witchcraft. She arranges for a cousin of hers, who lives in Thailand, to meet Bobby at the airport and take him around. Bobby tries to talk to Bon Brown, but she refuses to see him. He then goes to see a witch (or medium) to find out what spell was used on Stephen Lam. He finds out that it was the “Carcass Oil Spell” that drove him mad and the “Coffin Spell” that made him impotent.

The medium says she isn’t strong enough to undo the spells, but points him in the direction of a Buddhist Temple in the countryside where the monks might be able to help. Once there, Bobby and Mary’s cousin explain Stephen’s situation to Master Dah-mor (Choi Kwok-Hing, of
Godfather from Canton and The Prince of Temple Street). The monk agrees to help and almost manages to undo the spell. But now Bobby has a problem: the sorcerer (Hussein Hassan, of Centipede Horror and Red Spell Spells Red) now knows that someone is onto him. And that will put Bobby and his family in grave danger…

The last act of the movie consists of the sorcerer using one spell after another on Bobby, trying to torture him as much as possible before finally closing the book on the poor policeman. We get to see the procedures for performing hexes like the “Lime Spell,” which involves putting the picture of the intended victim inside a lime and piercing it with needles that have been dipped in a concoction made of snake bile and chicken blood. The lime becomes a proxy for the victim’s heart and is placed in a location where people are likely to walk over it. There is a “Demon Child Spell” that involves the blood of a holy man—a Taoist priest in this case--mixed with the blood of a sorcerer, invoking an invisible demon that can possess people to kill the target.

We also a get to witness the Thai black magic equivalent to a séance in its entirety and a magical battle between a Buddhist Monk and the evil sorcerer. In one gross scene, the sorcerer drinks the blood from a vat of what appears to be aborted third trimester baby fetuses, which makes him strong enough to face down the monk during their initial encounter. Stephen Lam eventually does bite the dust, as the final spell enacted on him causes him to vomit up maggots and disembowel himself trying to rid his body of them.

Shaw Brothers horror films, in addition to their unflinching graphic portrayal, are also known for being quite sensual, too. That actually goes for horror movies in most markets, in which transgressing with regards to sex was just as important as doing so with violence. This isn’t the sleaziest of these sorts of movies ever made, but it does feature Lily Chan running topless in slow motion toward the camera for a good thirty seconds. My, my. And Jenny Leung as Stephen’s impatient girlfriend leaves us no question about her body in her one scene—after a few more years of these sorts of roles, she quit acting altogether.

Bewitched
isn’t the best of the Shaw Brothers horror films, or the entire sub-genre of “Hong Kong people go to Southeast Asia and pay dearly for it.” But it does make good on its promise of disgusting images and cheesecake nudity, which is why most people watch these thing anyway. And the matter-of-fact, research-oriented approach to the magic makes me think of Bewitched as the adults-only alternative to Harry Potter.



[1] - The Character (“Gǔ”) can be translated as “To Bewitch”, “To Drive Insane”, “To Poison”, or “To Harm with Witchcraft.”

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